Middle West -- Fiction; Real estate developers -- Fiction; Suburbs -- Fiction
NOT long ago there was found everywhere in the Midland country a kind of
wood then most characteristic of it but now almost disappeared, a
vanishment not inexpressive of nature’s way of striking chords; for the
wood is no longer so like the Midlands as it was. But in the days when
Ornaby Addition struggled in embryo, hickory still grew in profusion,
and that tough and seasoned old sample of it, Mr. Shelby, withstood at
his office desk the hottest summer in several years. He permitted
himself the alleviation of a palm-leaf fan, and when his open carriage
came for him at a little before six o’clock, every afternoon, he had the
elderly negro coachman drive him out to the end of the cedar-block
pavement of Amberson Boulevard before going home; but on the day that
began the hottest hot spell of the summer he forebore to indulge himself
with this excursion, albeit he forebore somewhat peevishly.
“We got to go straight home this evening, Jim,” he said, and added,
“Plague take it!”
“Yes, suh,” the coachman assented. “She lay it down she want me ca’y you
home quick as I kin git you. I tell ’er bettuh not be _too_ quick or I’m
goin’ have me two nice dead trottin’ hosses. Hoss die same as a man, day
like this, an’ it ain’t cool off airy bit sense noon. Look to me like
gittin’ hottuh, ’stid o’ simmerin’ down some, way ought to!” He widened
one fat brown cheek in a slight distortion, producing a sound not vocal,
but correctly interpreted by the horses as the call for an advance.
Then, as they obediently set off at a trot, he chuckled; for although he
complained of the heat he really liked it; and was not ill-equipped for
it in shapeless linen, a straw hat, and slippers. “Tell me be’n five six
whi’ men drop down dade right out in a middle the sidewalk to-day,” he
said. “Way it keepin’ up, they be mo’ of ’em befo’ mawnin’. Look at them
hosses bustin’ out an’ lathun theyse’f a’ready, an’ I ain’t trot ’em a
full square yit!”
“You needn’t push ’em on my account,” Mr. Shelby said, “_I_’m not in any
hurry.”
“No, suh,” the coloured man agreed, smiling over some private thought of
his own. “I guess you ain’t! But she said, hot or no hot, git you home
early’s I could fix it.” And then he laughed outright.
“Plague take it!” Mr. Shelby said again; for what amused the coachman
made the master all the more peevish. Unquestionably, he was a deeply
annoyed old gentleman, in spite of the fact that he was the coolest
looking human being up and down the full length of National Avenue, into
which thoroughfare the carriage had turned.
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