The 'Mind the Paint' Girl: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The 'Mind the Paint' Girl: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
[_BLAND joins the group at the door as FARNCOMBE approaches LILY._
FARNCOMBE.
[_Shaking hands with her._] Thank you. [_With fervour._] Glorious!
LILY.
[_Reproachfully._] For shame!
FARNCOMBE.
I mean it.
LILY.
T'sh! [_Lightly._] See you again some day, perhaps?
FARNCOMBE.
Ah, yes--
ROPER.
[_Calling to FARNCOMBE._] Coming our way, Farncombe?
[_ROPER, BLAND, and DE CASTRO depart. FARNCOMBE bows to LILY and makes
for the door._
FARNCOMBE.
[_To JEYES._] Good-bye, Captain Jeyes.
JEYES.
[_Who has wandered to the entrance to the conservatory, where he is
now standing with his back to the room-- half turning._] Good-bye.
FARNCOMBE.
[_Shaking hands with MRS. UPJOHN._] Delightful! Enjoyed myself
amazingly.
MRS. UPJOHN.
[_Graciously._] Oh, we're always glad when a few folks pop in-- [_he
wrings her hand_] if they don't over-stay their welcome.
FARNCOMBE.
Naturally. [_Hurriedly._] Good-bye. [_He vanishes._
MRS. UPJOHN.
[_Remaining at the door._] Captain----
JEYES.
[_Advancing._] I want just half a dozen words with Lily, Mrs. Upjohn.
LILY.
[_To MRS. UPJOHN._] Tell Maud to put out my old green frock, mother;
I'll be up in a minute or two.
MRS. UPJOHN.
[_To JEYES._] Now, you won't keep 'er longer, will you?
JEYES.
[_Grimly._] No, no; I know she won't be in bed till four o'clock
to-morrow morning at the earliest. [_MRS. UPJOHN goes out, closing the
door, and Jeyes comes to LILY._] So Smythe is giving you a grand feed
to-night at the theatre, Lil?
LILY.
[_Arranging the pillows on the settee._] In the foyer.
JEYES.
And a dance, it appears.
LILY.
[_Yawning._] Oh-h-h-h! [_Lying upon the settee at full length._] Who
told _you_, grumpy?
JEYES.
Roper and your mother told me about the supper. _You_ didn't.
LILY.
Ha, ha! You were in such a vile mood last night, coming home.
JEYES.
Who will there be to dance _with_ to-night?
LILY.
The men of the Company.
JEYES.
That doesn't sound very inspiring.
LILY.
Rather school-treaty, isn't it!
JEYES.
Nobody from outside?
LILY.
No; it's to be only the men in the theatre and the principal ladies.
JEYES.
_Roper's_ going.
LILY.
Uncle Lal? Oh, well, he's hardly from outside.
JEYES.
And de Castro.
LILY.
Sam?
JEYES.
I'm sure of it, from something I heard him say just now.
LILY.
Sam used to finance Carlton. I suppose they reckon _him_ one of us.
JEYES.
[_Sitting in the chair in the middle of the room._] Smythe might have
extended the compliment to _me_, Lil. He knows how I stand towards
you.
LILY.
Awfully sorry; _I_ can't help it.
JEYES.
[_Twining his fingers together._] You see, if Roper and de Castro are
asked, there may be others.
LILY.
[_Changing her position._] Oh, lal, lal, lal, lal, la!
JEYES.
[_With a set jaw._] Some of the more juvenile "boys," perhaps.
[_Examining his nails._] Lil.
LILY.
What?
JEYES.
When did you make the acquaintance of the young sprig o' the nobility
who's been here this afternoon?
LILY.
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