The 'Mind the Paint' Girl: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The 'Mind the Paint' Girl: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
[_One of the waiters goes out, in obedience to a direction from LUIGI,
at the door on the left as HENEAGE enters with ENID, GRIMWOOD with
NITA, and VON RETTENMAYER with MRS. STIDULPH at the right-hand door at
the back. A wisp of hair has fallen over HENEAGE'S forehead, GRIMWOOD
looks somewhat downcast, and VON RETTENMAYER is obviously bored by
MRS. STIDULPH._
ENID.
[_To HENEAGE, walking across to the left._] Never been to Ostend!
You've never been born, then. I'm counting the hours to my holiday.
[_Sitting in the chair on the nearer side of the fireplace._] Hotel de
la Plage. Why don't you run over while I'm there?
NITA.
[_To GRIMWOOD, following ENID._] My dear boy, I give you my solemn
word it wasn't you. It was that fool Bertie. Anyhow, it's a rotten old
frock. [_Showing a small rent in her skirt to ENID, gaily._] Pom,
pa-ra, rom, pom, pom!
[_HENEAGE and GRIMWOOD go to the counter, secure a waiter, and return
with him to ENID and NITA. The waiter receives his orders and
presently fetches the ladies glasses of lemonade._
MRS. STIDULPH.
[_Whispering to VON RETTENMAYER._] Well! Did you ever! Just fancy!
VON RETTENMAYER.
[_Absently, looking at ENID._] I beg your bardon?
MRS. STIDULPH.
Fancy those two girls walking into a room before _us_! [_Discovering
the fan upon the floor._] Oh, I do believe that's my fan!
[_VON RETTENMAYER restores the fan to MRS. STIDULPH as ROPER and
GABRIELLE enter at the door on the left._
GABRIELLE.
[_To ROPER, in a low, complaining voice._] It's a shame of you; that's
what it is. You went and put Lily Parradell into rubber and enabled
_her_ to make a bit. She told us so.
ROPER.
Yes; but how long ago?
GABRIELLE.
That's not the point. The point is, it's always Lily Parradell with
you; you never do anything for us other girls.
[_She sits upon the nearer settee in the centre and she and ROPER, he
standing by her, continue their conversation._
MRS. STIDULPH.
[_To VON RETTENMAYER._] No, thanks; I'm on a diet. Didn't you notice
me at supper? [_Moving to the settee on the right._] Let's sit. [_To
STIDULPH._] Oh, get up. [_STIDULPH rises quickly._] Why aren't you
dancing? If you don't dance, go home and put yourself to bed. You
might, for all the good you're doing here.
STIDULPH.
[_With a forced, painful laugh._] Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
VON RETTENMAYER.
[_As MRS. STIDULPH seats herself._] Blenty of room for you too,
Golonel.
STIDULPH.
No, no; I won't inconvenience you.
[_He moves away and VON RETTENMAYER sits beside MRS. STIDULPH. The
waiter who has previously gone out now returns at the door on the left
with a tray of ices in paper cases. He goes to the counter for a
supply of ice-spoons as FARNCOMBE enters with LILY at the right-hand
door at the back. Her cheeks are flushed, her eyes sparkling._
ROPER.
[_All his attention suddenly directed to LILY and FARNCOMBE._] Here's
Lil!
LILY.
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