Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
Quite early in the morning the Lord High Adjudicator and most of
the Court officials whom Boy had previously seen, arrived and
began squabbling as to the order in which they should follow in the
procession. The Advertiser General and the Public Rhymester were talking
very excitedly about something or other. When the latter saw Boy he
hurried up to him and said anxiously, “I hope you haven’t spoken to the
Prince about me yet?”
“No,” replied Boy, “I haven’t seen him this morning.”
“Ah, that’s all right then,” said the Public Rhymester, with a sigh of
relief. “The Advertiser General has been explaining to me that I can
earn ever so much more money as a Public Rhymester than a Court Poet,
for you see I shall now be able to write poems for advertising purposes;
and he has already given me orders for several. I have to write a poem
on ‘Pea Soup for the Complexion,’ ‘Kofe’s Hair Restorer for making the
hair grow on worn-out brooms and brushes,’ and a new Soap which ‘won’t
wash clothes’ or anything else--that’s pretty good for a start, isn’t
it? So please don’t say anything about my having the position of Court
Poet restored to me, for I don’t think that I would accept the post if
it was offered me;” and the Public Rhymester went back to the Advertiser
General again.
Boy could see that the carriages were beginning to form in a line, so he
thought that it was time for him to get ready, and hurrying back to his
apartments, found One-and-Nine waiting for him.
Soon after this the procession started, and before getting into the
carriage with the Wooden Soldier Boy had a capital view of the young
Prince as he entered the State Coach accompanied by the Royal Nurse. The
dear little fellow looked very charming in a little white velvet suit
with diamond buttons and buckles, and wore a plumed cap which he raised
politely as the people cheered him along the route. Mrs. Martha Matilda
Nimpky, too, looked very important in a yellow satin gown, with a bonnet
trimmed with ribbons of all the colours of the rainbow.
Poor One-and-Nine was more lovesick than ever when he beheld her, and
scarcely noticed the beautiful decorations in the streets. Boy, however,
was charmed with them. Flags and banners and triumphal arches were to be
seen on all sides as they passed along, and Boy wondered how they could
possibly have put them up in so short a time.
The Coronation ceremony itself was a very imposing one, and it was a
beautiful sight to see the little King in his royal robes and crown and
sceptre, whilst the people shouted most enthusiastically, “Long live
the King, long live King Robert the Twenty-first” till they were hoarse.
Then they had all gone with the Court dignitaries to the House of Words,
where an address was read by the Lord High Adjudicator; but by this time
the poor little King was very tired indeed, and said that “he didn’t
want to hear all those old gentlemen talk any more.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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