Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
Of course this was rather awkward, as there were several more State
matters to be attended to, and the Royal Nurse tried to persuade the
little King to stop and listen to them.
“These gentlemen, Your Majesty,” said she, “are going to help you to be
King and show you how to govern your subjects wisely; you must hear what
they have to say.”
“But I don’t want them,” said His Majesty rebelliously, “I want some
little boys to come to help me be King, not all these old gentlemans;
and now I want to go back to the Palace and have my tea,” and the little
King got off the throne and toddled away with the Royal Nurse after him.
“Well, here’s a pretty kettle of fish,” said the Lord High Adjudicator
when they had gone. “Of course as he is King he will have to be obeyed,
but a parliament of children is positively absurd; and, besides, where
shall we be? I can’t think what’s to be done.”
“I suppose we couldn’t dress up as children, could we?” suggested the
Advertiser General after a pause.
“The very thing, of course,” said the Lord High Adjudicator, delighted
with this solution of the difficulty, and the meeting broke up in some
disorder, after it had been arranged that they should all meet next
morning attired as children and see if that would please the King.
In the evening there were fireworks and illuminations and a carnival
in the streets, which people attended dressed in all sorts of fantastic
garments.
Boy drove with One-and-Nine through the town to see the sights;
everybody was provided with paper bags filled with “confetti” (which in
this case were tiny little round pieces of coloured paper), with which
they pelted each other. Boy quite enjoyed the fun, and tired himself
out throwing confetti at the people as they passed, and getting handfuls
thrown back at him, till the carriage was nearly filled with gaily
coloured scraps of paper.
[Illustration: 0129]
The King watched the sights from the Balcony of the Palace, and it was
quite late before everybody got to bed and the town was quiet again.
At eleven o’clock the next morning the extraordinary Parliament met,
and the King was already seated with the Royal Nurse beside him when the
Politicians began to arrive. The Advertiser General looked very funny
in a short baby’s frock tied up with blue ribbons, while the Lord High
Fiddle-de-dee, being rather tall, had adopted a sailor’s suit, and
trundled a hoop. The Lord High Adjudicator had overdone the matter
and arrived in a. perambulator accompanied by a nurse carrying a
feeding-bottle. All the others were dressed as children too, and most
of them carried toys, and the noise of the penny trumpets which many of
them blew was quite deafening.
(See Frontispiece).
The little King laughed when he saw them, and declared that it was great
fun and much better than such a lot of talking about things that he
couldn’t understand.
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