Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
“H’m! you are an exception to the general rule then. However, you _must_
be changed to something or other, for I want to have some practice. What
do you say to being a hen?” and the Magician stretched out his hands and
made a few mysterious passes, muttering some strange words the while.
Boy was just going to cry, “Oh! please no,” when he found to his great
dismay that he could not speak, and the only noise which he could make
sounded like “tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk ka-r-a-a-ka, tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk ka-ra-a-ka,”
and when he looked down at his feet he found claws there instead, and
feathers on his body; in fact, he was completely transformed. He tried
to scream, but “tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-ka-r-a-a-ka” was the result and Ohah
was holding his sides with laughter while Boy ran and flew frantically
about the room, making this strange noise and clumsily knocking his beak
against the furniture on all sides, till presently he managed to get
under a chair at the further end of the room and miserably wondered what
would happen next.
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Caesar Maximilian Augustus Claudius Smith (called Thomas for short)
hearing the noise rushed into the room, and made matters worse by trying
to drive the poor bewildered hen out.
“Shoo-shoo,” he cried, kicking under the chair, and Boy
flew out again and ran round and round the room calling out
“tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-ka-ra-a-ka,” “tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk ka-ra-a-a-ka” as loudly
as he could till presently Ohah (who had been laughing the whole time)
made some further passes with his hand and muttered some more words,
and Caesar Maximilian Augustus Claudius Smith (called Thomas for short)
changed at once into a little dog.
“Bow-wow-wow, yap-yap,” he barked, rushing at Boy; and then the old
chase began all over again, till at last by a great effort Boy flew up
on to the bookcase out of his reach. He felt very hot and tired, and
forgetting that he was a hen, began fumbling about for his handkerchief,
and in doing so nearly lost his balance and fell off his uncomfortable
perch. He felt greatly relieved when Ohah transformed Cæsar Maximilian
Augustus Claudius Smith (called Thomas for short) back to himself again,
and as soon as he had done so Boy flew down on to the floor; and it was
as well that he did, for with a wave of his wand (which he carried
up his sleeve) the Magician just then turned the bookcase into a big
humming-top and afterwards into a pair of steps, and then, apparently
satisfied that his powers as a Magician were in good working order, he
suddenly restored Boy and the bookcase to their original forms again.
“Oh,” cried Boy with a sigh of relief when he found that he was himself
once more, “that’s very interesting, sir, but please don’t do it again.”
“Why not?” laughed Ohah. “It’s as simple as A.B.C.; there is no danger.”
“Can you change yourself into things too?” inquired Boy.
“Yes!” said Ohah. “Would you like to see me? What shall I be?”
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