Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
“Oh, something small, please. I should be terribly frightened if you
were to turn into a lion or bear, you see.”
“All right,” said Ohah, “I’ll be a Kottle.”
“What’s that?” cried Boy.
“Oh, a thing all _gribbins_ and _bones_,” explained Ohah. “Now watch,”
and he waved his wand about his head two or three times, and then
disappeared.
Boy watched intently, for he wanted very much to find out what a Kottle
was; nothing appeared, though, except one or two oddly-shaped scraps
of paper, which Boy picked up and tried to fit together, for there was
something written on the back of them; at last he was able to make out
the following words:--“_I have forgotten how to change myself back from
a Kottle again. Goodbye for ever, Ohah._”
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“There!” exclaimed Boy. “Well, I must say I’m not very sorry, for he
must have been a most dangerous person to have about. I _should_ have
liked to have found out what a Kottle was, though.”
But he never did, and I may mention here that at Zum to this day they
have a habit of saying about anything that they don’t understand, “Oh,
it must be a Kottle.”
When Boy found that there was no chance of Ohah reappearing, he wondered
if he ought to send for the young King and the Royal Nurse to come back
again, but finally decided that in the present unsettled state of public
opinion it would be safer to wait a little while and see what happened;
because if the Lord High Adjudicator and the other Statesmen were
treacherous enough to hand the little King over to the tender mercies of
Ohah, Boy felt that he was not at all safe in their hands.
Shortly after this it was discovered that the King and the Royal Nurse
were missing, and the Lord High Adjudicator and the others flocked to
the Palace to find out if it were true.
Caesar Maximilian Augustus Claudius Smith (called Thomas for short)
explained what had happened to himself; and it was at once decided that
Ohah must have made the little King invisible rather sooner than he had
intended, and they all went back to the House of Words to talk over the
situation.
“Of course we must have a general election at once,” said the Lord High
Adjudicator when they had all settled down into their places, “to decide
who is to be made King.”
“I am still willing to accept the post, if you like,” suggested the
Kitchen Poker in Waiting disinterestedly.
“It will save the trouble of an election, you know; and I don’t wish to
boast, but I am quite sure that you could not possibly select anybody
nearly so suitable for the position as myself. Handsome, accomplished
and modest to a degree, I----”
“Here, here, that’s quite enough of that,” interrupted the Advertiser
General. “We have decided to elect a King by vote, and there’s an end of
the matter. I will go and have some posters printed and stuck about all
over the town, and we’ll soon have this matter put right. I shouldn’t be
at all surprised if I were elected myself. I’m a very popular man, you
know.”
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