Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
“H’m!” sneered the Lord High Adjudicator, “I don’t think you will stand
much chance if I put up for the post, as I certainly intend to do.”
“Well, don’t let’s waste time wrangling,” suggested the Busybody
Extraordinary; “let’s decide when the election is to take place.”
“Oh, to-morrow, of course,” was the cry; “the sooner the better.”
So a notice was drawn up as follows, and the Advertiser General was
instructed to have it printed and posted on all the walls some time that
night, however late it might be.
NOTICE!
|Wereas His Majesty, King Robert the Twenty-first, has mysteriously
disappeared and there is no successor to the throne, an
```ELECTION
````OF A
```SUITABLE KING
will take place to-morrow at the House of Words. Each person to have one
vote. Polling papers can be had of the Town Clerk and must be filled
up and returned by two o’clock in the afternoon, when the Poll will be
closed.
``By Order,
```JOSHUA DOBBS,
````Lord High Adjudicator.
And as soon as this business was concluded the meeting broke up, and
every one hurried away to try and secure votes for himself.
The news spread like wild fire, and as he went back to the Palace, Boy
could see excited groups of people, and even animals, discussing the
matter, and on opening his window when he reached his apartments he
disturbed a large black cat who had just finished writing a placard on
which Boy could discern the words:--
VOTE
FOR
MR. THOMAS CAT,
A SICK WIFE AND SEVEN SMALL KITTENS.
[Illustration: 0153]
Boy shut the window and went to bed.
CHAPTER IX.--THE ELECTION.
[Illustration: 9154]
OY was awakened very early the next morning by Caesar Maximilian
Augustus Claudius Smith (called Thomas for short), who remarked with a
haughty air while setting the breakfast things,--
“I don’t suppose you will have me to wait upon you to-morrow morning,
sir.”
“Why not?” inquired Boy.
“I shall very likely have been made King by that time,” remarked the
footman with his nose in the air. “You can still stay at the Palace,
though, if you like.”
“Really!” exclaimed Boy. “Have you been elected then?” he asked,
forgetting that the Election did not take place till two o’clock in the
afternoon.
“Not yet,” admitted the footman, “but I’m pretty sure to be, because of
my name, you know.”
“Smith?” inquired Boy.
“No, the others,” said the footman impatiently. “Cæsar was a king, I’ve
heard, and so was Augustus, so was Maximilian, and so was Claudius, I
believe.”
“No, they were all emperors,” corrected Boy. “Cæsar, Augustus, and
Claudius, were emperors of Rome, and Maximilian was Emperor of Germany.
We heard all about them in our History class last term.”
“Are you sure, sir?” asked the footman mournfully.
“Yes, quite!” replied Boy decidedly.
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