The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three actsHurston, Zora Neale
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The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three acts
Hurston, Zora Neale
African Americans -- Drama
VOICE AT CARD TABLE.
Look like we can’t get nobody to come into this game. Seem like
everybody’s scared a us. Come on back here, Lum, and take your hand.
(LUM makes a final futile gesture at the children.)
LUM.
Ain’t I tole you little haitians to stay away from here?
(CHILDREN scatter teasingly only to return to their play in front of
the store later on. LUM comes up on the porch and re-joins the card
game. Just as he gets seated, MRS. CLARK comes to the door of the store
and calls him.)
MRS. CLARK.
(Drawlingly) Columbus!
LUM.
(Wearily) Ma’am?
MRS. CLARK.
De Mayor say for you to go round in de back yard and tie up old lady
Jackson’s mule what’s trampin’ aup all de tomatoes in my garden.
LUM.
All right. (Leaving card game.) Wait till I come back, folkses.
LIGE.
Oh, hum! (Yawning and putting down the deck of cards) Lum’s sho a busy
marshall. Say, ain’t Dave and Jim been round here yet? I feel kinder
like hearin’ a little music ’bout now.
BOY.
Naw, they ain’t been here today. You-all know they ain’t so thick nohow
as they was since Daisy Bailey come back and they started runnin’ after
her.
WOMAN.
You mean since she started runnin’ after them, the young hussy.
MRS. CLARK.
(In doorway) She don’t mean ’em no good.
WALTER.
That’s a shame, ain’t it now? (Enter LUM from around back of store. He
jumps on the porch and takes his place at the card box.)
LUM.
(To the waiting players) All right, boys! Turn it on and let the bad
luck happen.
LIGE.
My deal. (He begins shuffling the cards with an elaborate fan-shape
movement.)
VOICE AT TABLE.
Look out there, Lige, you shuffling mighty lot. Don’t carry the cub to
us.
LIGE.
Aw, we ain’t gonna cheat you … we gonna beat you. (He slams down the
cards for LUM BOGER to cut.) Wanta cut ’em?
LUM.
No, ain’t no need of cutting a rabbit out when you can twist him out.
Deal ’em. (LIGE deals out the cards.)
CLARK’S VOICE.
(Inside the store) You, Mattie! (MRS. CLARK, who has been standing in
the door, quickly turns and goes inside.)
LIGE.
Y-e-e-e! Spades! (The game is started.)
LUM.
Didn’t snatch that jack, did you?
LIGE.
Aw, no, ain’t snatched no jack. Play.
WALTER.
(LUM’S partner) Well, here it is, partner. What you want me to play for
you?
LUM.
Play jus’ like I’m in New York, partner. But we gotta try to catch that
jack.
LIGE.
(Threateningly) Stick out your hand and draw back a nub.
(WALTER THOMAS plays.)
WALTER.
I’m playin’ a diamond for you, partner.
LUM.
I done tole you you ain’t got no partner.
LIGE.
Heh, Heh! Partner, we got ’em. Pull off wid your king. Dey got to play
’em. (When that trick is turned, triumphantly:) Didn’t I tell you,
partner? (Stands on his feet and slams down with his ace violently)
Now, come up under this ace. Aw, hah, look at ol’ low, partner. I knew
I was gonna catch ’em. (When LUM plays) Ho, ho, there goes the queen….
Now, the jack’s a gentleman…. Now, I’m playin’ my knots. (Everybody
plays and the hand is ended.) Partner, high, low, jack and the game and
four.
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