The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three acts — John Shaqi
The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three actsHurston, Zora Neale
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The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three acts
Hurston, Zora Neale
African Americans -- Drama
SIMMS.
No, we don’t like the way you’re runnin’ things. Now looka here,
(Pointing at the Marshall) You got that lazy Lum Boger here for
marshall and he ain’t old enough to be dry behind his ears yet … and
all these able-bodied means in this town! You won’t ’low nobody else to
run a store ’ceptin’ you. And looka yonder (happening to notice the
street light) only street lamp in town, you got in front of your place.
(Indignantly) We pay the taxes and you got the lamp.
VILLAGER.
Don’t you-all fuss now. How come you two always yam-yamming at each
other?
CLARK.
How come this fly-by-night Methodist preacher over here … ain’t been
here three months … tries to stand up on my store porch and tries to
tell me how to run my town? (MATTIE CLARK, the Mayor’s wife, comes
timidly to the door, wiping her hands on her apron.) Ain’t no man gonna
tell me how to run my town. I God, I ’lected myself in and I’m gonna
run it. (Turns and sees wife standing in door. Commandingly.) I God,
Mattie, git on back in there and wait on that store!
MATTIE.
(Timidly) Jody, somebody else wantin’ stamps.
CLARK.
I God, woman, what good is you? Gwan, git in. Look like between women
and preachers a man can’t have no peace. (Exit CLARK.)
SIMMS.
(Continuing his argument) Now, when I pastored in Jacksonville you
oughta see what kinda jails they got there….
LOUNGER.
White folks needs jails. We colored folks don’t need no jail.
ANOTHER VILLAGER.
Yes, we do, too. Elder Simms is right….
(The argument becomes a hubbub of voices.)
TAYLOR.
(Putting down his basket) Now, I tell you a jail….
MRS. TAYLOR.
(Emerging from the store door, arms full of groceries, looking at her
husband) Yeah, and if you don’t shut up and git these rations home I’m
gonna be worse on you than a jail and six judges. Pickup that basket
and let’s go. (TONY meekly picks up the basket and he and his wife exit
as the sound of an approaching guitar is heard off stage.)
(Two carelessly dressed, happy-go-lucky fellows enter together. One is
fingering a guitar without playing any particular tune, and the other
has his hat cocked over his eyes in a burlesque, dude-like manner.
There are casual greetings.)
WALTER.
Hey, there, bums, how’s tricks?
LIGE.
What yo’ sayin’, boys?
HAMBO.
Good evenin’ sons.
LIGE.
How did you-all make out this evenin’, boys?
JIM.
Oh, them white folks at the party shelled out right well. Kept Dave
busy pickin’ it up. How much did we make today, Dave?
DAVE.
(Striking his pocket) I don’t know, boy, but feels right heavy here.
Kept me pickin’ up money just like this…. (As JIM picks a few dance
chords, Dave gives a dance imitation of how he picked up the coins from
the ground as the white folks threw them.) We count it after while.
Woulda divided up with you already if you hadn’t left me when you seen
Daisy comin’ by. Let’s sit down on the porch and rest now.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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