The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three actsHurston, Zora Neale
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The mule-bone : $b a comedy of Negro life in three acts
Hurston, Zora Neale
African Americans -- Drama
ONE BOY.
(To sassy GIRL) Aw, haw! Y’all ol’ Baptis’ ain’t got no bookcase in yo’
chuch. We went there one day an’ I saw uh soda cracker box settin’ up in
de corner so I set down on it. (Pointing at sassy GIRL) Know what ole
Mary Ella say? (Jeering laughter) Willie, you git up off our library!
Haw! Haw!
MARY ELLA.
Y’all ole Meth’dis’ ain’t got no window panes in yo’ ole church.
ANOTHER GIRL.
(Takes center of stand, hands akimbo and shakes her hips) I don’t keer
whut y’all say, I’m a Meth’dis’ bred an’ uh Meth’dis’ born an’ when I’m
dead there’ll be uh Meth’dis’ gone.
MARY ELLA.
(Snaps fingers under other girl’s nose and starts singing.
Several join her.)
Oh Baptis’, Baptis’ is my name
My name’s written on high
I got my lick in de Baptis’ church
Gointer eat up de Meth’dis’ pie.
(The Methodist children jeer and make faces. The Baptist camp make
faces back; for a full minute there is silence while each camp tries to
outdo the other in face making. The Baptist makes the last face.)
METHODIST BOY.
Come on, less us don’t notice ’em. Less gwan down to de church an’ hear
de trial.
MARY ELLA.
Y’all ain’t de onliest ones kin go. We goin’, too.
WILLIE.
Aw, haw! Copy cats! (Makes face) Dat’s right. Follow on behind us lak
uh puppy dog tail. (They start walking toward right exit, switching
their clothes behind.) Dat’s right. Follow on behind us lak uh puppy
dog tail. (They start walking toward right exit, switching their
clothes behind.)
(Baptist children stage a rush and struggle to get in front of the
Methodists. They finally succeed in flinging some of the Methodist
children to the ground and some behind them and walk towards right exit
haughtily switching their clothes.)
WILLIE.
(Whispers to his crowd) Less go round by Mosely’s lot an’ beat ’em
there!
OTHERS.
All right!
WILLIE.
(Yellin’ to Baptists) We wouldn’t walk behind no ole Baptists!
(The Methodists turn and walk off towards left exit, switching their
clothes as the Baptists are doing.)
SLOW CURTAIN
ACT THREE
SETTING: _A high stretch of railroad track thru a luxurious Florida
forest. It is near sundown._
ACTION: _When the curtain rises there is no one on the stage, but there
is a tremendous noise and hubbub off-stage right. There are yells of
derision and shouts of anger. Part of the mob is trying to keep JIM in
town, and part is driving him off. After a full minute of this, JIM
enters with his guitar hanging around his neck and his coat over his
shoulder. The sun is dropping low and red thru the forest. He is
looking back angrily and shouting at the mob. A missile is thrown after
him. JIM drops his coat and guitar and grabs up a piece of brick, and
makes threatening gestures of throwing it._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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