The New Woman: An Original Comedy, in Four Acts — John Shaqi
The New Woman: An Original Comedy, in Four ActsGrundy, Sydney
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The New Woman: An Original Comedy, in Four Acts
Grundy, Sydney
English drama -- 19th century; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; Married people -- Drama; Women -- Great Britain -- Drama
Kiss me, then!
GERALD.
My dear----
MARGERY.
Gerald! will you kiss me?
GERALD [_kisses her_].
How many times does that make?
MARGERY.
Only three this morning. You used to like kissing me.
GERALD.
Yes, dear, but----
MARGERY.
What?
GERALD.
This isn't writing my book.
MARGERY.
No, but it's being happy, and that's worth all the books that ever
were written.
GERALD.
Yes--being happy--that's the great thing.
[_Sighs._
MARGERY.
Why do you sigh?
GERALD.
Did I sigh?
[_Smiling._
MARGERY.
Yes.
GERALD.
I didn't know I sighed. Writing's hard work.
MARGERY.
Then put the book away! [_Thrusts the MS. aside._] I've such news for
you!
GERALD.
News?
MARGERY.
Such good news. Guess what it is. I'll give you three tries.
GERALD [_deprecatingly_].
Margery!
MARGERY.
You'll never guess!
GERALD.
Then what's the use of trying?
MARGERY.
Because I want you to guess wrong.
GERALD.
I shan't do that!
MARGERY.
You will! I'm sure you will!
GERALD.
I'm sure I shan't, because I am not going to guess at all.
MARGERY [_grimaces_].
Cross again! You'd better not be, or you know the penalty!
GERALD.
Come! what is the good news?
MARGERY.
That's the good news.
[_Gives him a card._
GERALD [_with real pleasure_].
Margery!
MARGERY [_pouting_].
You might have guessed!
GERALD.
A card from Lady Wargrave! And addressed to you!
MARGERY.
Asking us to a party at her house.
GERALD.
Don't say a party, Margery!
MARGERY.
Well, isn't it a party?
GERALD.
Call it an At Home.
MARGERY.
Oh, that's another lesson! Never call things by their right names,
it's vulgar!
GERALD.
This is an olive-branch, and no mistake! So aunt is thawing at last.
MARGERY.
Stop a bit, Gerald!
GERALD.
Wait a moment, Margery!
MARGERY.
Is that another lesson? Never use one syllable when two will do? Very
well, Gerald, I'll remember that. But what do you mean by
olive-branch?
GERALD [_looks at her, and sighs again_].
Oh, never mind!
MARGERY.
Yes, tell me. I want to make sure as I go along.
GERALD.
An overture--a sign of reconciliation--like holding out your hand.
MARGERY.
Ah, now I understand! But what a funny thing to call it--olive-branch!
[_Bursts into a peal of laughter._
GERALD [_shivers slightly and goes over to the mantelpiece. Aside_].
It didn't sound like that in Mapledurham! [_Conquering himself,
returns to her._] I'm so glad aunt's come round. You don't know how
it's worried me--her estrangement.
MARGERY.
They've all come round now. They've all recognized me. Oh, I'm so
happy, Gerald! It isn't half as hard to be a lady as I thought!
GERALD [_thoughtfully_].
Of course you'll have to answer this!
MARGERY.
Of course!
GERALD.
Show me the answer when you've written it!
MARGERY.
Oh, I shan't spell it wrong!
GERALD.
No, dear, but----
MARGERY.
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