The New Woman: An Original Comedy, in Four ActsGrundy, Sydney
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The New Woman: An Original Comedy, in Four Acts
Grundy, Sydney
English drama -- 19th century; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; Married people -- Drama; Women -- Great Britain -- Drama
I know what you mean. I might use all short words instead of long
ones. [_GERALD laughs._] Don't be afraid: I'll pick the longest in the
dictionary. [_Kisses him._] Ah, Gerald, dear! short words were good
enough for you once!
[_Archly._
GERALD.
I dare say.
MARGERY.
Yes; when you said, "I love you, Margery!" Say it again!
GERALD.
Margery, what nonsense!
MARGERY.
That's what I like--nonsense. Say it again!
GERALD [_with effort_].
I love you, Margery. [_Sits, and resumes his pen._] Now, let me get on
with my work!
MARGERY [_goes L. Aside_]
Somehow it didn't sound like that in Mapledurham. [_Brightly._] Well,
I suppose his head's full of his book. I wish mine was of mine. Oh,
those French verbs! and what's the use of them? Why isn't English good
enough for England?
_Enter WELLS, L._
WELLS.
Captain Sylvester.
[_GERALD flings down his pen in despair. Exit WELLS, L._
_Enter SYLVESTER._
MARGERY.
Ah, I'm so glad you've come! [_Crosses to him._] I wanted somebody to
talk to. Gerald's so busy!
[_Takes SYLVESTER'S hat and stick._
SYLVESTER.
Busy? then I'm afraid I intrude.
GERALD [_resignedly_].
Oh, not at all! [_Sees MARGERY at back, who has put SYLVESTER'S hat
on, very much askew, and is marching up and down with the stick under
her arm._] Good gracious, Margery!
[_MARGERY laughs. SYLVESTER laughs. GERALD goes up, snatches the hat
and stick, and turns to put them down._
MARGERY.
Cross again! [_As GERALD turns again, he finds himself face to face
with her, holding her mouth out._] Penalty!
GERALD.
It is for Captain Sylvester to forgive you.
SYLVESTER.
Anything. Mrs. Cazenove can do no wrong. [_Bows. MARGERY curtseys._]
But where's Agnes? Happening to pass this way, I thought I might
perhaps give her a lift home.
MARGERY.
Oh! Gerald expects Mrs. Sylvester----
GERALD.
Later on, later on!
SYLVESTER.
Then may I wait for her?
GERALD.
Oh, certainly! [_Taking up MSS._] If you'll excuse me going on with my
work. I've been a good deal interrupted.
[_Goes to door, R._
SYLVESTER.
By all means, if I may talk to Mrs. Cazenove!
[_GERALD bows stiffly and exit, R., watched by MARGERY, who makes a
grimace to audience._
MARGERY.
I believe Gerald's jealous!
SYLVESTER [_laughing_].
Of _me?_
MARGERY [_laughs_].
Just fancy anyone being jealous of _you!_ [_Laughs loudly, then stops
suddenly._] Hush! I forgot! We mustn't make so much noise. Clever
people don't like noise.
SYLVESTER.
Music is noise to some people. I like it!
MARGERY.
Ah, but then you're not clever!
SYLVESTER [_laughing_].
I'm afraid not!
MARGERY.
There's a pair of us!
SYLVESTER.
And what a pleasure it is to meet somebody who's not clever. Mrs.
Cazenove, I think cleverness is the most boring thing in the world.
This planet would be quite a pleasant place but for the clever people.
MARGERY.
Do you mean my husband?
SYLVESTER.
I was thinking of my wife; she's one of them. I'm not. I'm only Mrs.
Sylvester's husband.
MARGERY.
Are you sure you're that?
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