The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family — John Shaqi
The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
Great Hoskins, placed on high, amidst the tuneful choir, was pleased to
signify his approbation, and gave his guest’s health in his usual
dignified manner. “I am much obliged to you, sir,” says Mr. Hoskins;
“the room ought to be much obliged to you: I drink your ’ealth and
song, sir;” and he bowed to the Colonel politely over his glass of
brandy-and-water, of which he absorbed a little in his customer’s
honour. “I have not heard that song,” he was kind enough to say,
“better performed since Mr. Incledon sung it. He was a great singer,
sir, and I may say, in the words of our immortal Shakspeare, that, take
him for all in all, we shall not look upon his like again.”
The Colonel blushed in his turn, and turning round to his boy with an
arch smile, said, “I learnt it from Incledon. I used to slip out from
Grey Friars to hear him, Heaven bless me, forty years ago; and I used
to be flogged afterwards, and serve me right too. Lord! Lord! how the
time passes!” He drank off his sherry-and-water, and fell back in his
chair; we could see he was thinking about his youth—the golden time—the
happy, the bright, the unforgotten. I was myself nearly two-and-twenty
years of age at that period, and felt as old as, ay, older than the
Colonel.
Whilst he was singing his ballad, there had walked, or rather reeled,
into the room, a gentleman in a military frock-coat and duck trousers
of dubious hue, with whose name and person some of my readers are
perhaps already acquainted. In fact it was my friend Captain Costigan,
in his usual condition at this hour of the night.
Holding on by various tables, the Captain had sidled up, without
accident to himself or any of the jugs and glasses round about him, to
the table where we sat, and had taken his place near the writer, his
old acquaintance. He warbled the refrain of the Colonel’s song, not
inharmoniously; and saluted its pathetic conclusion with a subdued
hiccup and a plentiful effusion of tears. “Bedad, it is a beautiful
song,” says he, “and many a time I heard poor Harry Incledon sing it.”
“He’s a great character,” whispered that unlucky King of Corpus to his
neighbour the Colonel; “was a Captain in the army. We call him the
General. Captain Costigan, will you take something to drink?”
“Bedad, I will,” says the Captain, “and I’ll sing ye a song tu.”
And, having procured a glass of whisky-and-water from the passing
waiter, the poor old man, settling his face into a horrid grin, and
leering, as he was wont when he gave what he called one of his prime
songs, began his music.
The unlucky wretch, who scarcely knew what he was doing or saying,
selected one of the most outrageous performances of his _répertoire_,
fired off a tipsy howl by way of overture, and away he went. At the end
of the second verse the Colonel started up, clapping on his hat,
seizing his stick, and looking as ferocious as though he had been going
to do battle with a Pindaree.
“Silence!” he roared out.
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