The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
“Hear, hear!” cried certain wags at a farther table. “Go on, Costigan!”
said others.
“Go on!” cries the Colonel, in his high voice trembling with anger.
“Does any gentleman say ‘Go On?’ Does any man who has a wife and
sisters, or children at home, say ‘Go on’ to such disgusting ribaldry
as this? Do you dare, sir, to call yourself a gentleman, and to say
that you hold the King’s commission, and to sit down amongst Christians
and men of honour, and defile the ears of young boys with this wicked
balderdash?”
“Why do you bring young boys here, old boy?” cries a voice of the
malcontents.
“Why? Because I thought I was coming to a society of gentlemen,” cried
out the indignant Colonel. “Because I never could have believed that
Englishmen could meet together and allow a man, and an old man, so to
disgrace himself. For shame, you old wretch! Go home to your bed, you
hoary old sinner! And for my part, I’m not sorry that my son should
see, for once in his life, to what shame and degradation and dishonour,
drunkenness and whisky may bring a man. Never mind the change,
sir!—Curse the change!” says the Colonel, facing the amazed waiter.
“Keep it till you see me in this place again; which will be never—by
George, never!” And shouldering his stick, and scowling round at the
company of scared bacchanalians, the indignant gentleman stalked away,
his boy after him.
Clive seemed rather shamefaced; but I fear the rest of the company
looked still more foolish.
“Aussi que diable venait—il faire dans cette galere?” says King of
Corpus to Jones of Trinity; and Jones gave a shrug of his shoulders,
which were smarting, perhaps; for that uplifted cane of the Colonel’s
had somehow fallen on the back of every man in the room.
CHAPTER II.
Colonel Newcome’s Wild Oats
As the young gentleman who has just gone to bed is to be the hero of
the following pages, we had best begin our account of him with his
family history, which luckily is not very long.
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