The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
He became very soon after this an awakened man; and the tittling and
tattling, and the sneering and gossiping, all over Clapham, and the
talk on ’Change, and the pokes in the waistcoat administered by the
wags to Newcome,—“Newcome, give you joy, my boy;” “Newcome, new partner
in Hobson’s;” “Newcome, just take in this paper to Hobson’s, they’ll do
it, I warrant,” etc. etc.; and the groans of the Rev. Gideon Bawls, of
the Rev. Athanasius O’Grady, that eminent convert from Popery, who,
quarrelling with each other, yea, striving one against another, had yet
two sentiments in common, their love for Miss Hobson, their dread,
their hatred of the worldly Newcome; all these squabbles and jokes, and
pribbles and prabbles, look you, may be omitted. As gallantly as he had
married a woman without a penny, as gallantly as he had conquered his
poverty and achieved his own independence, so bravely he went in and
won the great City prize with a fortune of a quarter of a million. And
every one of his old friends, and every honest-hearted fellow who likes
to see shrewdness, and honesty, and courage succeed, was glad of his
good fortune, and said, “Newcome, my boy” (or “Newcome, my buck,” if
they were old City cronies, and very familiar), “I give you joy.”
Of course Mr. Newcome might have gone into Parliament: of course before
the close of his life he might have been made a baronet: but he
eschewed honours senatorial or blood-red hands. “It wouldn’t do,” with
his good sense he said; “the Quaker connection wouldn’t like it.” His
wife never cared about being called Lady Newcome. To manage the great
house of Hobson Brothers and Newcome; to attend to the interests of the
enslaved negro; to awaken the benighted Hottentot to a sense of the
truth; to convert Jews, Turks, Infidels, and Papists; to arouse the
indifferent and often blasphemous mariner; to guide the washerwoman in
the right way; to head all the public charities of her sect, and do a
thousand secret kindnesses that none knew of; to answer myriads of
letters, pension endless ministers, and supply their teeming wives with
continuous baby-linen; to hear preachers daily bawling for hours, and
listen untired on her knees after a long day’s labour, while florid
rhapsodists belaboured cushions above her with wearisome benedictions;
all these things had this woman to do, and for near fourscore years she
fought her fight womanfully: imperious but deserving to rule, hard but
doing her duty, severe but charitable, and untiring in generosity as in
labour; unforgiving in one instance—in that of her husband’s eldest
son, Thomas Newcome; the little boy who had played on the hay, and whom
at first she had loved very sternly and fondly.
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