The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
Mr. Thomas Newcome, the father of his wife’s twin boys, the junior
partner of the house of Hobson Brothers and Co., lived several years
after winning the great prize about which all his friends so
congratulated him. But he was, after all, only the junior partner of
the house. His wife was manager in Threadneedle Street and at home—when
the clerical gentlemen prayed they importuned Heaven for that sainted
woman a long time before they thought of asking any favour for her
husband. The gardeners touched their hats, the clerks at the bank
brought him the books, but they took their orders from her, not from
him. I think he grew weary of the prayer-meetings, he yawned over the
sufferings of the negroes, and wished the converted Jews at Jericho.
About the time the French Emperor was meeting with his Russian reverses
Mr. Newcome died: his mausoleum is in Clapham Churchyard, near the
modest grave where his first wife reposes.
When his father married, Mr. Thomas Newcome, jun., and Sarah his nurse
were transported from the cottage where they had lived in great comfort
to the palace hard by, surrounded by lawns and gardens, pineries,
graperies, aviaries, luxuries of all kinds. This paradise, five miles
from the Standard at Cornhill, was separated from the outer world by a
thick hedge of tall trees, and an ivy-covered porter’s-gate, through
which they who travelled to London on the top of the Clapham coach
could only get a glimpse of the bliss within. It was a serious
paradise. As you entered at the gate, gravity fell on you; and decorum
wrapped you in a garment of starch. The butcher-boy who galloped his
horse and cart madly about the adjoining lanes and common, whistled
wild melodies (caught up in abominable playhouse galleries), and joked
with a hundred cook-maids, on passing that lodge fell into an
undertaker’s pace, and delivered his joints and sweetbreads silently at
the servants’ entrance. The rooks in the elms cawed sermons at morning
and evening; the peacocks walked demurely on the terraces; the
guinea-fowls looked more Quaker-like than those savoury birds usually
do. The lodge-keeper was serious, and a clerk at a neighbouring chapel.
The pastors who entered at the gate, and greeted his comely wife and
children, fed the little lambkins with tracts. The head-gardener was a
Scotch Calvinist, after the strictest order, only occupying himself
with the melons and pines provisionally, and until the end of the
world, which event, he could prove by infallible calculations, was to
come off in two or three years at farthest. Wherefore, he asked, should
the butler brew strong ale to be drunken three years hence; or the
housekeeper (a follower of Joanna Southcote) make provisions of fine
linen and lay up stores of jams? On a Sunday (which good old Saxon word
was scarcely known at the Hermitage) the household marched away in
separate couples or groups to at least half a dozen of religious
edifices, each to sit under his or her favourite minister, the only man
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