“I think he must be tipsy,” whispered Miss O’Conor, the maiden sister, who always sat at her brother’s left hand. But a whisper though it was, it was audible all down the table. “No, ma’am; it aint dhrink at all,” said the coachman. “It is his feet as does it.” “His feet!” shouted Tom O’Conor. “Yes; I know it’s his feet,” said that horrid Tizzy. “He’s got on great thick nailed shoes. It was that that made him tumble down in the hall.” I glanced at each side of me, and could see that there was a certain consciousness expressed in the face of each of my two neighbours;—on Kate’s mouth there was decidedly a smile, or rather, perhaps, the slightest possible inclination that way; whereas on Fanny’s part I thought I saw something like a rising sorrow at my distress. So at least I flattered myself. “Send him back into the room immediately,” said Tom, who looked at me as though he had some consciousness that I had introduced all this confusion into his household. What should I do? Would it not be best for me to make clean breast of it before them all? But alas! I lacked the courage. The coachman went out, and we were left for five minutes without any servant, and Mr. O’Conor the while became more and more savage. I attempted to say a word to Fanny, but failed. Vox faucibus haesit. “I don’t think he has got any others,” said Tizzy—“at least none others left.” On the whole I am glad I did not marry into the family, as I could not have endured that girl to stay in my house as a sister-in-law. “Where the d— has that other fellow gone to?” said Tom. “Jack, do go out and see what is the matter. If anybody is drunk send for me.” “Oh, there is nobody drunk,” said Tizzy. Jack went out, and the coachman returned; but what was done and said I hardly remember. The whole room seemed to swim round and round, and as far as I can recollect the company sat mute, neither eating nor drinking. Presently Jack returned. “It’s all right,” said he. I always liked Jack. At the present moment he just looked towards me and laughed slightly. “All right?” said Tom. “But is the fellow coming?” “We can do with Richard, I suppose,” said Jack. “No—I can’t do with Richard,” said the father. “And will know what it all means. Where is that fellow Larry?” Larry had been standing just outside the door, and now he entered gently as a mouse. No sound came from his footfall, nor was there in his face that look of pain which it had worn for the last fifteen minutes. But he was not the less abashed, frightened and unhappy. “What is all this about, Larry?” said his master, turning to him. “I insist upon knowing.” “Och thin, Mr. Green, yer honer, I wouldn’t be afther telling agin yer honer; indeed I wouldn’t thin, av’ the masther would only let me hould my tongue.” And he looked across at me, deprecating my anger. “Mr. Green!” said Mr. O’Conor.