The O'Conors of Castle Conor, County Mayo: From "Tales from All Countries"Trollope, Anthony
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The O'Conors of Castle Conor, County Mayo: From "Tales from All Countries"
Trollope, Anthony
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Short stories
“Yes, yer honer. It’s all along of his honer’s thick shoes;” and Larry,
stepping backwards towards the door, lifted them up from some corner, and
coming well forward, exposed them with the soles uppermost to the whole
table.
“And that’s not all, yer honer; but they’ve squoze the very toes of me
into a jelly.”
There was now a loud laugh, in which Jack and Peter and Fanny and Kate
and Tizzy all joined; as too did Mr. O’Conor—and I also myself after a
while.
“Whose boots are they?” demanded Miss O’Conor senior, with her severest
tone and grimmest accent.
“’Deed then and the divil may have them for me, Miss,” answered Larry.
“They war Mr. Green’s, but the likes of him won’t wear them agin afther
the likes of me—barring he wanted them very particular,” added he,
remembering his own pumps.
I began muttering something, feeling that the time had come when I must
tell the tale. But Jack with great good nature, took up the story and
told it so well, that I hardly suffered in the telling.
“And that’s it,” said Tom O’Conor, laughing till I thought he would have
fallen from his chair. “So you’ve got Larry’s shoes on—”
“And very well he fills them,” said Jack.
“And it’s his honer that’s welcome to ’em,” said Larry, grinning from ear
to ear now that he saw that “the masther” was once more in a good humour.
“I hope they’ll be nice shoes for dancing,” said Kate.
“Only there’s one down at the heel I know,” said Tizzy.
“The servant’s shoes!” This was an exclamation made by the maiden lady,
and intended apparently only for her brother’s ear. But it was clearly
audible by all the party.
“Better that than no dinner,” said Peter.
“But what are you to do about the dancing?” said Fanny, with an air of
dismay on her face which flattered me with an idea that she did care
whether I danced or no.
In the mean time Larry, now as happy as an emperor, was tripping round
the room without any shoes to encumber him as he withdrew the plates from
the table.
“And it’s his honer that’s welcome to ’em,” said he again, as he pulled
off the table-cloth with a flourish. “And why wouldn’t he, and he able
to folly the hounds betther nor any Englishman that iver war in these
parts before,—anyways so Mick says!”
Now Mick was the huntsman, and this little tale of eulogy from Larry went
far towards easing my grief. I had ridden well to the hounds that day,
and I knew it.
There was nothing more said about the shoes, and I was soon again at my
ease, although Miss O’Conor did say something about the impropriety of
Larry walking about in his stocking feet. The ladies however soon
withdrew,—to my sorrow, for I was getting on swimmingly with Fanny; and
then we gentlemen gathered round the fire and filled our glasses.
In about ten minutes a very light tap was heard, the door was opened to
the extent of three inches, and a female voice which I readily recognised
called to Jack.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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