Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction
I knew his meaning, but when a man has lost a documentary fortune and
given an innkeeper all but his last guinea, he is sure to be filled
with fury at the appearance of a third and completing misfortune. With
a loud shout I drew my pistol and rode like a demon at the highwayman.
He fired, but his bullet struck nothing but the flying tails of my
cloak. As my horse crashed into him I struck at his pate with my
pistol. An instant later we both came a mighty downfall, and when I
could get my eyes free of stars I arose and drew my sword. The
highwayman sat before me on the ground, ruefully handling his skull.
Our two horses were scampering away into the mist.
I placed my point at the highwayman's throat.
"So, my fine fellow," cried I grandly, "you rob well. You are the
principal knight of the road of all England, I would dare say, by the
way in which an empty pistol overcomes you."
He was still ruefully handling his skull.
"Aye," he muttered sadly, more to himself than to me, "a true knight
of the road with seven ballads written of me in Bristol and three in
Bath. Ill betide me for not minding my mother's word and staying at
home this day. 'Tis all the unhappy luck of Jem Bottles. I should have
remained an honest sheep-stealer and never engaged in this dangerous
and nefarious game of lifting purses."
The man's genuine sorrow touched me. "Cheer up, Jem Bottles," said I.
"All may yet be well. 'Tis not one little bang on the crown that so
disturbs you?"
"'Tis not one--no," he answered gloomily; "'tis two. The traveller
riding to the east before you dealt me a similar blow--may hell catch
the little black devil."
"Black!" cried I. "Forister, for my life!"
"He took no moment to tell me his name," responded the sullen and
wounded highwayman. "He beat me out of the saddle and rode away as
brisk as a bird. I know not what my mother will say. She be for ever
telling me of the danger in this trade, and here come two gentlemen in
one day and unhorse me without the profit of a sixpence to my store.
When I became a highwayman I thought me I had profited me from the low
estate of a sheep-stealer, but now I see that happiness in this life
does not altogether depend upon--"
"Enough," I shouted in my impatience. "Tell me of the black man! The
black man, worm!" I pricked his throat with my sword very carefully.
"He was black, and he rode like a demon, and he handled his weapons
finely," said Jem Bottles. "And since I have told you all I know,
please, good sir, move the point from my throat. This will be ill news
for my mother."
I took thought with myself. I must on to Bath; but the two horses had
long since scampered out of sight, and my pursuit of the papers would
make small way afoot.
"Come, Jem Bottles," I cried, "help me to a horse in a comrade's way
and for the sake of your mother. In another case I will leave you here
a bloody corse. Come; there's a good fellow!"
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