The Observations of HenryJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"But a good deal older than the bride," was Henry's comment, "she being
at the time a few months over fourteen."
"Was it legal?" I enquired.
"Quite legal," answered Henry. "In New Hampshire, it would seem, they
encourage early marriages. 'Can't begin a good thing too soon,' is, I
suppose, their motto."
"How did the marriage turn out?" was my next question. The married life
of a lady and gentleman, the united ages of whom amounted to thirty-two,
promised interesting developments.
"Practically speaking," replied Henry, "it wasn't a marriage at all. It
had been a secret affair from the beginning, as perhaps you can imagine.
The old man had other ideas for his daughter, and wasn't the sort of
father to be played with. They separated at the church door, intending
to meet again in the evening. Two hours later Master Tom Sleight got
knocked on the head in a street brawl. If a row was to be had anywhere
within walking distance he was the sort of fellow to be in it. When he
came to his senses he found himself lying in his bunk, and the 'Susan
Pride'--if that was the name of the ship; I think it was--ten miles out
to sea. The Captain declined to put the vessel about to please either a
loving seaman or a loving seaman's wife; and to come to the point, the
next time Mr. Tom Sleight saw Mrs. Tom Sleight was seven years later at
the American bar of the Grand Central in Paris; and then he didn't know
her."
"But what had she been doing all the time?" I queried. "Do you mean to
tell me that she, a married woman, had been content to let her husband
disappear without making any attempt to trace him?"
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