The Observations of Henry: IllustratedJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry: Illustrated
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Waiters -- Fiction
Well, there was justice in what he said. He always did have sense,
and I took his order. You don't often see anybody put it away like
that girl did. I took it she hadn't had a square meal for many a
long day. She polished off a ninepenny haddick, skin and all, and
after that she had two penny rashers, with six slices of bread and
butter--“doorsteps,” as we used to call them--and two half pints
of cocoa, which is a meal in itself the way we used to make it.
“Kipper” must have had a bit of luck that day. He couldn't have
urged her on more had it been a free feed.
“'Ave an egg,” he suggested, the moment the rashers had
disappeared. “One of these eggs will just about finish yer.”
“I don't really think as I can,” says she, after considering like.
“Well, you know your own strength,” he answers. “Perhaps you're
best without it. Speshully if yer not used to 'igh living.”
I was glad to see them finish, 'cause I was beginning to get a bit
nervous about the coin, but he paid up right enough, and giv me a
ha'penny for myself.
That was the first time I ever waited upon those two, but it
wasn't to be the last by many a long chalk, as you'll see. He
often used to bring her in after that. Who she was and what she
was he didn't know, and she didn't know, so there was a pair of
them. She'd run away from an old woman down Limehouse way, who
used to beat her. That was all she could tell him. He got her
a lodging with an old woman, who had an attic in the same house
where he slept--when it would run to that--taught her to yell
“Speshul!” and found a corner for her. There ain't room for boys
and girls in the Mile-End Road. They're either kids down there or
they're grown-ups. “Kipper” and “Carrots”--as we named her--looked
upon themselves as sweethearts, though he couldn't have been more
than fifteen, and she barely twelve; and that he was regular gone
on her anyone could see with half an eye. Not that he was soft
about it--that wasn't his style. He kept her in order, and she had
just to mind, which I guess was a good thing for her, and when she
wanted it he'd use his hand on her, and make no bones about it.
That's the way among that class. They up and give the old woman
a friendly clump, just as you or me would swear at the missus, or
fling a boot-jack at her. They don't mean anything more.
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