The Observations of Henry: IllustratedJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry: Illustrated
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Waiters -- Fiction
“'No, it don't,' she replies, 'nor anything like it. I shouldn't
have got rid of you for my pleasure, and I'm not going to do it
for yours. You can live like a decent man, and I'll go on putting
up with you; or you can live like a fool, and I shan't stand in
your way. But you can't do both, and I'm not going to help you
try.'
“Well, he argued with her, and he tried the coaxing dodge, and he
tried the bullying dodge, but it didn't work, neither of it.
“'I've done my duty by you,' says she, 'so far as I've been able,
and that I'll go on doing or not, just as you please; but I don't
do more.'
“'We can't go on living like this,' says he, 'and it isn't fair to
ask me to. You're hammering my prospects.'
“'I don't want to do that,' says she. 'You take your proper
position in society, whatever that may be, and I'll take mine.
I'll be glad enough to get back to it, you may rest assured.'
“'What do you mean?' says he.
“'It's simple enough,' she answers. 'I was earning my living
before I married you, and I can earn it again. You go your way, I
go mine.'
“It didn't satisfy him; but there was nothing else to be done, and
there was no moving her now in any other direction whatever, even
had he wanted to. He offered her anything in the way of money--he
wasn't a mean chap,--but she wouldn't touch a penny. She had
kept her old clothes--I'm not sure that some idea of needing them
hadn't always been in her head,--applied for a place under her
former manager, who was then bossing a hotel in Kensington,
and got it. And there was an end of high life so far as she was
concerned.
“As for him, he went the usual way. It always seems to me as if
men and women were just like water; sooner or later they get
back to the level from which they started--that is, of course,
generally speaking. Here and there a drop clings where it climbs;
but, taking them on the whole, pumping-up is a slow business.
Lord! I have seen them, many of them, jolly clever they've thought
themselves, with their diamond rings and big cigars. 'Wait a bit,'
I've always said to myself, 'there'll come a day when you'll walk
in and be glad enough of your chop and potatoes again with your
half-pint of bitter.' And nine cases out of ten I've been right.
James Wrench followed the course of the majority, only a little
more so: tried to do others a precious sight sharper than himself,
and got done; tried a dozen times to scramble up again, each time
coming down heavier than before, till there wasn't another spring
left in him, and his only ambition victuals. Then, of course, he
thought of his wife--it's a wonderful domesticator, ill luck--and
wondered what she was doing.
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