The Observations of Henry: Illustrated — John Shaqi
The Observations of Henry: IllustratedJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry: Illustrated
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Waiters -- Fiction
“Fortunately for him, she'd been doing well. Her father died and
left her a bit, just a couple of hundred or so, and with this and
her own savings she started with a small inn in a growing town,
and had sold out again three years later at four times what she
had paid for it. She had done even better than that for herself.
She had developed a talent for cooking--that was a settled
income in itself,--and at this time was running a small hotel in
Brighton, and making it pay to a tune that would have made the
shareholders of some of its bigger rivals a bit envious could they
have known.
“He came to me, having found out, I don't know how--necessity
smartens the wits, I suppose,--that my missis still kept up a sort
of friendship with her, and begged me to try and arrange a meeting
between them, which I did, though I told him frankly that from
what I knew his welcome wouldn't be much more enthusiastic than
what he'd any right to expect. But he was always of a sanguine
disposition; and borrowing his fare and an old greatcoat of mine,
he started off, evidently thinking that all his troubles were
over.
“But they weren't exactly. The Married Women's Property Act had
altered things a bit, and Master James found himself greeted
without any suggestion of tenderness by a business-like woman of
thirty-six or thereabouts, and told to wait in the room behind the
bar till she could find time to talk to him.
“She kept him waiting there for three-quarters of an hour, just
sufficient time to take the side out of him; and then she walks in
and closes the door behind her.
“'I'd say you hadn't changed hardly a day, Susan,' says he, 'if it
wasn't that you'd grown handsomer than ever.'
“I guess he'd been turning that over in his mind during the
three-quarters of an hour. It was his fancy that he knew a bit
about women.
“'My name's Mrs. Wrench,' says she; 'and if you take your hat off
and stand up while I'm talking to you it will be more what I'm
accustomed to.'
“Well, that staggered him a bit; but there didn't seem anything
else to be done, so he just made as if he thought it funny, though
I doubt if at the time he saw the full humour of it.
“'And now, what do you want?” says she, seating herself in front
of her desk, and leaving him standing, first on one leg and then
on the other, twiddling his hat in his hands.
“'I've been a bad husband to you, Susan,' begins he.
“'I could have told you that,' she answers. 'What I asked you was
what you wanted.'
“'I want for us to let bygones be bygones,' says he.
“'That's quite my own idea,' says she, 'and if you don't allude to
the past, I shan't.'
“'You're an angel, Susan,' says he.
“'I've told you once,' answers she, 'that my name's Mrs. Wrench.
I'm Susan to my friends, not to every broken-down tramp looking
for a job.'
“'Ain't I your husband?' says he, trying a bit of dignity.
“She got up and took a glance through the glass-door to see that
nobody was there to overhear her.
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