The Observations of Henry: Illustrated — John Shaqi
The Observations of Henry: IllustratedJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry: Illustrated
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Waiters -- Fiction
“Next afternoon he found his way to us again, and much the same
sort of thing went on, only a little more of it. A sailor-man, so
I am told, makes love with his hour of departure always before his
mind, and so gets into the habit of not wasting time. He gave her
short lessons in English, for which she appeared to be grateful,
and she at his request taught him the French for 'You are just
charming! I love you!' with which, so he explained, it was his
intention, on his return to England, to surprise his mother. He
turned up again after dinner, and the next day before lunch, when
after that I looked up and missed him at his usual table, the
feeling would come to me that business was going down. Marie
always appeared delighted to see him, and pouted when he left; but
what puzzled me at the time was, that though she fooled him to the
top of his bent, she flirted every bit as much, if not more, with
her other customers--leastways with the nicer ones among them.
There was one young Frenchman in particular--a good-looking chap,
a Monsieur Flammard, son of the painter. Up till then he'd been
making love pretty steadily to Miss Marie, as, indeed, had most
of 'em, without ever getting much forrarder; for hitherto a chat
about the weather, and a smile that might have meant she was in
love with you or might have meant she was laughing at you--no man
could ever tell which,--was all the most persistent had got out
of her. Now, however, and evidently to his own surprise, young
Monsieur Flammard found himself in clover. Provided his English
rival happened to be present and not too far removed, he could
have as much flirtation as he wanted, which, you may take it,
worked out at a very tolerable amount. Master Tom could sit and
scowl, and for the matter of that did; but as Marie would explain
to him, always with the sweetest of smiles, her business was to be
nice to all her customers, and to this, of course, he had nothing
to reply: that he couldn't understand a word of what she and
Flammard talked and laughed about didn't seem to make him any the
happier.
“Well, this sort of thing went on for perhaps a fortnight, and
then one morning over our dejeune, when she and I had the Cafe
entirely to ourselves, I took the opportunity of talking to
Mam'sel Marie like a father.
“She heard me out without a murmur, which showed her sense; for
liking the girl sincerely, I didn't mince matters with her, but
spoke plainly for her good. The result was, she told me her story
much as I have told it to you.
“'It's a funny tale,' says I when she'd finished, 'though maybe
you yourself don't see the humour of it.'
“'Yes, I do,' was her answer. 'But there's a serious side to it
also,' says she, 'and that interests me more.'
“'You're sure you're not making a mistake?' I suggested.
“'He's been in my thoughts too much for me to forget him,' she
replied. 'Besides, he's told me his name and all about himself.'
“'Not quite all,' says I.
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