The Observations of Henry: IllustratedJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry: Illustrated
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Waiters -- Fiction
“She recognised him,” returned Henry, “before he entered the Cafe,
owing to catching sight of his face through the glass door while
he was trying to find the handle. Women on some points have better
memories than men. Added to which, when you come to think of it,
the game was a bit one-sided. Except that his moustache, maybe,
was a little more imposing, and that he wore the clothes of a
gentleman in place of those of an able-bodied seaman before the
mast, he was to all intents and purposes the same as when they
parted six years ago outside the church door; while she had
changed from a child in a short muslin frock and a 'flapper,' as I
believe they call it, tied up in blue ribbon, to a self-possessed
young woman in a frock that might have come out of a Bond Street
show window, and a Japanese coiffure, that being then the fashion.
“She finished with her French customers, not hurrying herself in
the least--that wasn't her way; and then strolling over to her
husband, asked him in French what she could have the pleasure of
doing for him. His education on board the 'Susan Pride' and
others had, I take it, gone back rather than forward. He couldn't
understand her, so she translated it for him into broken English,
with an accent. He asked her how she knew he was English. She told
him it was because Englishmen had such pretty moustaches, and came
back with his order, which was rum punch. She kept him waiting
about a quarter of an hour before she returned with it. He filled
up the time looking into the glass behind him when he thought
nobody was observing him.
“One American drink, as they used to concoct it in that bar, was
generally enough for most of our customers, but he, before he
left, contrived to put away three; also contriving, during the
same short space of time, to inform 'Mam'sel Marie' that Paris,
since he had looked into her eyes, had become the only town
worth living in, so far as he was concerned, throughout the whole
universe. He had his failings, had Master Tom Sleight, but shyness
wasn't one of them. She gave him a smile when he left that would
have brought a less impressionable young man than he back again to
that Cafe; but for the rest of the day I noticed 'Mam'sel Marie'
frowned to herself a good deal, and was quite unusually cynical in
her view of things in general.
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