WELL, when I seen all them men shovelling snow and ice in the streets and no place to go for a drink and maybe one of them spring thaws coming along soon now which they are always full of these here la grip germs I says to myself them Prohibitionists think they have done something pretty smart but they got another think coming to them. I never been much of a hand to kick against the weather. As a fact, I use to like all kinds of weather as it come along. You went into a place and you said to Ed it looks like one of them cold rains is going to start up pretty soon, Ed. Yes, sir, Ed says, it is pretty raw. The wind is rawring. What will you have? Well, I use to say, I was wondering about a little Scotch with boiling water into it and a lump of butter and a lump of sugar into it I knowed a fellow used to treat himself thataway one time. No, sir, says Ed, I wouldn't advise anything like that sir, it will get you sweating inside of you all around your stomach and lungs and then you will go out and swallow some cold damp air and take one of them inside colds, sir, and it may run into new-monia or this here pellicanitis. Well, Ed, I don't want to ketch none of them germs, you would say to him, and how about some rock and rye. You better stick to straight rye and leave out the rock. When you was in here a little bit ago you was drinking straight rye and you don't want to be mixing them too much, says Ed. And no sooner said than done. Or maybe it was summer time and a hot day and you would say to Ed I wonder how many people is getting sun struck to-day, Ed. A good many says Ed they drink too much cold water and it gets to them. I am glad I don't have to go out into the awful heat, you would say. The main thing is to keep your pores open says Ed for if you stop the presspiration that means a sun stroke. The main thing is to encourage the presspiration to sweat itself out of you. I think you are right Ed you says and I was wondering about some beer. No, sir, not for you, says Ed, I wouldn't advise no beer. You put these here temperance drinks like beer and sassperiller into your stomach, sir, and it takes up a lot of room you will wish you had later in the day. For some people I would say beer wouldn't do no harm, sir, but I should say, sir, that it was the wrong thing for you. One of them long silver fizzes with ice shook up into it would sound nice to my ears as it went down my oozlygoozlum you would say to Ed. Ed he is kind of lazy with the heat and he don't want to shake it up so he says to you on a hot day like this you are taking chances with your life every time you put ice drinks into you and he says what's the matter with that rye you been drinking all the early part of the day that is the best thing to keep the presspiration coming out of your sweat pores. Well, no sooner said than done.