Catherine then said vivaciously: “You know, Monsieur l’Abbé, that Abbé La Perruque, the _vicaire_ of St. Benoît, accuses brother Ange of having stolen his donkey, and he has carried his complaint to the ecclesiastical court. Now, nothing could be more untrue. The good brother had borrowed the donkey to take some relics to various villages. The donkey was lost on the way. The relics were found. That is the essential point, says brother Ange. But Abbé La Perruque reclaims his donkey, and won’t listen to anything else. He is going to put the little brother in the Archbishop’s prison. You alone can soften his anger and induce him to withdraw his complaint.” “But, Mademoiselle,” said Abbé Coignard, “I have neither the power nor the inclination to do so.” “Oh!” resumed Catherine, sliding near to him and looking at him with a great pretence of tenderness, “I shall be very unhappy if I cannot succeed in giving you the inclination. Whilst as to the power, you have it, Monsieur Jérôme; you have it! And nothing would be easier for you than to save the little brother. You have only to give Monsieur La Perruque eight sermons for Lent and four for Advent. You write sermons so well that it must be a real pleasure to you to write them. Compose these twelve sermons, Monsieur Jérôme; compose them at once. I will come and fetch them myself from your stall at the Innocents. Monsieur La Perruque, who thinks a great deal of your worth and your knowledge, reckons that twelve of your sermons are as good as a donkey. As soon as he has the dozen he will withdraw his complaint. He has said so. What are twelve sermons, Monsieur Jérôme? I promise to write Amen at the foot of the last one. I have your promise?” she added, putting her arms round his neck.