“Keep this splendid scheme for Holland, Monsieur l’Abbé,” he said, “and
come with me to Amsterdam, where I will provide you with the means of
livelihood at some coffee-house or bagnio. There you will be free, and
of nights you shall write your _Ménippée_ at one end of the table,
whilst I, at the other, am busy with my lampoons. They shall be full
charged with virus, and who knows but what we may bring about a change
in the affairs of the kingdom? Pamphleteers play more part than is
thought in the downfall of empires. They prepare the catastrophe which
is consummated by a popular revolt.”
“What a triumph,” he added, in a voice which whistled through his
blackened teeth, carious with the bitter humours of his mouth, “what
joy if I effected the destruction of one of those ministers, who, like
cowards, shut me in the Bastille! Will you not take a share in such
good work, Monsieur l’Abbé?”
“By no means,” replied my good master, “I should be very sorry to
change anything in the system of the State, and if I thought that my
_Apokolokyntosis_ or _Ménippée_ could have such a result, I would never
write it.”
“What!” exclaimed the disappointed pamphleteer, “didn’t you tell me but
a moment ago, that the present government was wicked?”
“No doubt,” said Monsieur l’Abbé, “but I merely imitate the wisdom of
that old crone of Syracuse who, at the time when Dionysius treated his
people most execrably, went to the temple every day to pray to the gods
for the life of the tyrant. Told of this singular piety, Dionysius
wished to know the reason for it. He sent for the good woman, and
questioned her:
“She replied, ‘I am no longer young and have lived under many tyrants,
and I have always observed that a bad one was succeeded by a worse. You
are the most detestable that I have yet seen. From which I conclude
that your successor will be, if possible, more wicked than yourself,
and I pray the gods to give him to us as late as may be.’
“That old woman was very sensible, and I think as she did, Monsieur
Jean Hibou, that sheep do well to allow themselves to be sheared by
their old shepherd, for fear a younger one should come along, who would
but shear them closer.”
Monsieur Jean Hibou’s gall, stirred by this discourse, spent itself in
bitter words:
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