That same day my good master and I were exceedingly surprised to meet
at Monsieur Blaizot’s at the sign of the _Image de Sainte Catherine_,
a little thin, yellow man, who was no other than the celebrated
pamphleteer, Jean Hibou.... We had every reason to believe that he was
in the Bastille, where he usually was. And if we had no hesitation
in recognising him it was because his face still showed traces of
the darkness and mildew of the dungeon. He was turning over with a
trembling hand, under the bookseller’s anxious eye, some political
writings newly come from Holland. Abbé Jérôme Coignard doffed his hat
with a natural grace which would have been more effective if the hat
had not been staved in the night before in a scuffle, that need not
concern us, in the arbour at the _Petit Bacchus_.
Abbé Coignard having shown his pleasure at meeting so able a man again;
Monsieur Jean Hibou replied, “It will not be for long. I am leaving
this country where I am unable to live. I cannot breathe the corrupted
air of this town any longer. In a month’s time I shall be settled in
Holland. It is cruel to have to put up with Fleury after Dubois, and I
am too virtuous to be a Frenchman. We are governed on bad principles,
by fools and rogues. I cannot endure it.”
“Truly,” said my excellent master, “public affairs are badly managed
and there are many thieves in office. Power is divided between fools
and knaves, and should I ever write on the affairs of the day I should
make a small book on the lines of the _Apokolokyntosis_ of Seneca the
Philosopher, or of our own _Satire Ménippée_, which is fairly pungent.
This light and pleasant style suits the subject better than the morose
stiltedness of a Tacitus or the patient seriousness of a de Thou. I
would make copies of this lampoon which would be passed about under
the rose, and it should display a philosophical disdain for mankind.
The majority of the people in office would be extremely annoyed,
but I think some would taste a secret pleasure in seeing themselves
covered with shame. I judge so from what I heard said by a lady of
good birth whose acquaintance I made at Séez during the time when I
was the Bishop’s librarian. She was growing old, but still thrilled to
lascivious memories. For I must tell you that for twenty years she had
been the most notorious trollop in Normandy. And when I asked her what
had given her the most lively pleasure in life, she answered me: ‘To
know myself dishonoured.’
“From this reply I gathered that she had some nicety of feeling. I
would give as much credit to certain of our ministers, and if ever I
write against them it would be to incite them to hug their infamy and
viciousness.
“But why postpone the execution of so fine a project? I will ask
Monsieur Blaizot at once for half a dozen sheets of paper and set about
writing the first chapter of the new _Ménippée_.”
He was already reaching out his hand to the astonished Monsieur
Blaizot, when Monsieur Jean Hibou stopped him quickly:
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