The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
Some hours later, on this same car, there transpired a somewhat
different scene, but one equally calculated to prove that there is
indeed a North. Twenty-three wealthy secessionists were in the swift
vehicle, the only other passenger being a handsome lad of about
sixteen, in the uniform of a brigadier. Rendered confident by their
numbers, the enemies of our beneficent form of government entered into
a venomous discussion of the siege of Vicksburg, asserting that the
Yazoo Expedition had not yet captured forty-two steamboats of
Confederacies, and that the announcement of the capture of the
Mississippi River was premature.
The young soldier of the Republic went on with some candy he was
eating, an apparently indifferent spectator of this symposium of
treason; but the close spectator could not have failed to observe that
his whole form was invisibly convulsed with a patriotic indignation.
Presently, however, when one of the more hideous conspirators
heartlessly remarked that we had not heard much of our army in Virginia
lately, endurance ceased to be a virtue, and the young hero could no
longer restrain himself.
In a moment his whole aspect changed; his eyes burst into a devouring
blaze, and his cheeks were in flames before aught could be done to
check the conflagration. Animated by the strength of a giant, in a
cause which he believed to be a noble one, he shot the traitors one by
one with his revolver, and buried them in an obscure swamp near the
track; he paid the driver and conductor their wages, and induced them
to enlist for three years; then, after selling both the horses at
auction, he broke the car into kindling-wood for the use of the poor.
And this mere boy, who could make himself equal to an emergency,--what
of him? I can fancy him a fond mothers pride, a venerable father's
hope,--ay, even a tender sister's favorite snub. When this record of
his glory reaches them, will they remember, in the midst of their proud
exultation, the poor scribe whose humble pen relates to them the
glories of their house? Will they drop one burning tear to the memory
of him who at this moment does not know what on earth to write about
next, and heartily wishes that he had been content to earn a
respectable living as a reputable wood-sawyer, instead of turning
writer? Will they sometimes give one idle thought to the unpretending
_literateur_ who has found the glorious reward of literary merit to be
an assumption by one-horse country newspapers of the right to talk
about him by his family name without troubling themselves to put in the
civilized courtesy of "Mr."? Will they mention in their less urgent
prayer, occasionally, the modest child of the quill, who would exceed
all the horrors of the Inquisition with the foes of his country, by
actually forcing them to write a column for a newspaper when they felt
mentally incapable of penning a single coherent paragraph? Will they?
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