The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
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The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
"That you are my child, it were vain to deny;
But who was your mother? There, darling, don't cry.
The truth must be told, though it harrows me sore,
Your ma was an Octoroon slave,--nothing more."
CHORUS.--Analytical of morals in the sunny South, and touchingly
illustrative of the Institution affected by the Emancipation
Proclamation:
Your slave is your property, therefore 'tis clear
The child of your slave is your chattel fore'er;
Though you the child's father may happen to be,
That child is a slave,--otherwise, prop-er-ty.
VII.
"I've bred you, my darling, as ladies are bred,
You've got more outside than inside of your head;
But now, that your pa can no longer afford
A daughter to keep, you must go by the board."
CHORUS.--Concerning the manner of going by the board generally
adopted in the land of Chivalry:
The planter on finding his funds getting low,
Right straight to an auctioneer's shambles doth go;
And "Find me a ready-cash buyer," says he,
"To take his own pick out of my fam-i-ly."
VIII.
Miss Linda sprang up with a look of dismay:
"You surely don't mean, dear papa, what you say?"
Then spake the stern parent, nowise looking blue,
But smiling, in fact: "Well, I reckon I do."
CHORUS.--Calculated to account for the complacency of the tender
parent on this trying occasion:
Now what, after all, is a sale to the chit?
Some gallant may buy her and love her a bit;
One half of the women in marriages sought
Are simply and plainly and formally bought.
IX.
"Dear father," said Linda, "step out for a while,
I'll think the thing over, and merit your smile;
For if what I'd bring would relieve you the least,
I'll bring it myself, though I'm sold like a beast."
CHORUS.--Tending to deprecate any imputation on the maiden's
refinement that might follow her use of that last expression:
The culture of woman, as known in the South,
Tends greatly to widen and quicken the mouth;
And if a fair Southerner's language is coarse,
'Tis because nothing finer her style would endorse.
X.
The parent went out, and he stayed for an hour,
Having taken some punch and a Hennessey--sour;
And when he came back, 'twas his daughter he found
Slain by her own scissors, and dead on the ground.
CHORUS.--Suggesting facts to the coroner's jury, and clearing up
all mystery as to the lamentable suicide:
Since scissors for ripping out stitches are made,
A girl in extremity finds them an aid;
She's only to open them fairly and wide,
And give them a cut at the stitch in her side.
XI.
Beside the dead body a billet displayed,
Said, "See, dearest father, the mischief you've made;
I couldn't survive to be sold; for you know,
I'd far rather die than a sell-ibate go."
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