"No, not now. I would like you to send to my room in half an hour a
broiled chicken, some celery, and any vegetable which you can get
ready--and be good enough to put a pint of Burgundy"----
I didn't get any further. Something in his manner attracted me. I had
not looked at him with any degree of interest before. He had been
merely a medium for trunk check, room key, and ice water--nothing
more.
Now I did. I saw a young man--a mean-looking young man--with a narrow,
squeezed face, two flat glass eyes sewed in with red cotton, and a
disastrous complexion. His hair was brushed like a barber's, with a
scooping curl over the forehead; his neck was long and thin--so long
that his apple looked over his collar's edge. This collar ran down to
a white shirt decorated with a gold pin, the whole terminating in a
low-cut velvet vest.
"Supper at seven," he said.
This, too, came with a jerk.
"Yes, I know, but I haven't eaten anything since breakfast, and don't
want to wait until"----
"Ain't nuthin' cooked 'tween meals. Supper at seven."
"Can't I get"----
"Yer can't get nuthin' until supper-time, and yer won't get no
Burgundy then. Yer couldn't get a bottle in Norrington with a club.
This town's prohibition. Want a room?" This last word was almost
shouted in my ear.
"Yes--one with a wood fire." I kept my temper.
"Front!"--this to a boy half asleep on a bench. "Take this bag to No.
37, and turn on the steam. Your turn next"--and he handed the pen to a
fresh arrival, who had walked up from the train.
No. 37 contained a full set of Michigan furniture, including a patent
wash-stand that folded up to look like a bookcase, smelt slightly of
varnish, and was as hot as a Pullman sleeper.
I threw up all the windows; came down and tackled the clerk again.
"Is there a restaurant near by?"
"Next block above. Nichols."
He never looked up--just kept on chewing the toothpick.
"Is there another hotel here?"
Even a worm will turn.
"No."
That settled it. I didn't know any inhabitant--not even a
committeeman. It was the West Norrington Arms or the street.
So I started for Nichols. By that time I could have eaten the shingles
off the church.
Nichols proved to be a one-and-a-half-story house with a glass door, a
calico curtain, and a jingle bell. Inside was a cake shop, presided
over by a thin woman in a gingham dress and black lace cap and wig. In
the rear stood a marble-top table with iron legs. This made it a
restaurant.
"Can you get me something to eat? Steak, ham and eggs--anything?" I
had fallen in my desires.
She looked me all over. "Well, I'm 'mazin' sorry, but I guess you'll
have to excuse us; we're just bakin', and this is our busy day.
S'mother time we should like to, but to-day"----
I closed the door and was in the street again. I had no time for
lengthy discussions that didn't lead to something tangible and
eatable.
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