The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
“Your domestic ran straight forward, instead of taking to the woods, by
the side of the rood: this is very unlikely.” How does his worship
know? Can any judge, however enlightened, tell the exact road that a
man will take, who has just missed a coup of murder, and is pursued by
a man who is firing pistols at him? And has a judge a right to instruct
a jury in this way, as to what they shall, or shall not, believe?
“You have to run after an active man, who has the start of you: to jump
out of a carriage; to take your pistols; and THEN, your hammer. THIS IS
IMPOSSIBLE.” By heavens! does it not make a man’s blood boil, to read
such blundering, blood-seeking sophistry? This man, when it suits him,
shows that Rey would be slow in his motions; and when it suits him,
declares that Rey ought to be quick; declares ex cathedrâ, what pace
Rey should go, and what direction he should take; shows, in a breath,
that he must have run faster than Peytel; and then, that he could not
run fast, because the cloak clogged him; settles how he is to be
dressed when he commits a murder, and what money he is to have in his
pocket; gives these impossible suppositions to the jury, and tells them
that the previous statements are impossible; and, finally, informs them
of the precise manner in which Rey must have stood holding his
horse-cloth in one hand, his whip and pistol in the other, when he made
the supposed attempt at murder. Now, what is the size of a horse-cloth?
Is it as big as a pocket-handkerchief? Is there no possibility that it
might hang over one shoulder; that the whip should be held under that
very arm? Did you never see a carter so carry it, his hands in his
pockets all the while? Is it monstrous, abhorrent to nature, that a man
should fire a pistol from under a cloak on a rainy day?—that he should,
after firing the shot, be frightened, and run; run straight before him,
with the cloak on his shoulders, and the weapon in his hand? Peytel’s
story is possible, and very possible; it is almost probable. Allow that
Rey had the cloth on, and you allow that he must have been clogged in
his motions; that Peytel may have come up with him—felled him with a
blow of the hammer; the doctors say that he would have so fallen by one
blow—he would have fallen on his face, as he was found: the paper might
have been thrust into his breast, and tumbled out as he fell.
Circumstances far more impossible have occurred ere this; and men have
been hanged for them, who were as innocent of the crime laid to their
charge as the judge on the bench, who convicted them.
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