The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
Some few French people are there already, preparing to be ill—(I never
shall forget a dreadful sight I once had in the little dark, dirty,
six-foot cabin of a Dover steamer. Four gaunt Frenchmen, but for their
pantaloons, in the costume of Adam in Paradise, solemnly anointing
themselves with some charm against sea-sickness!)—a few Frenchmen are
there, but these, for the most part, and with a proper philosophy, go
to the fore-cabin of the ship, and you see them on the fore-deck (is
that the name for that part of the vessel which is in the region of the
bowsprit?) lowering in huge cloaks and caps; snuffy, wretched, pale,
and wet; and not jabbering now, as their wont is on shore. I never
could fancy the Mounseers formidable at sea.
There are, of course, many Jews on board. Who ever travelled by
steamboat, coach, diligence, eilwagen, vetturino, mule-back, or sledge,
without meeting some of the wandering race?
By the time these remarks have been made the steward is on the deck
again, and dinner is ready: and about two hours after dinner comes tea;
and then there is brandy-and-water, which he eagerly presses as a
preventive against what may happen; and about this time you pass the
Foreland, the wind blowing pretty fresh; and the groups on deck
disappear, and your wife, giving you an alarmed look, descends, with
her little ones, to the ladies’ cabin, and you see the steward and his
boys issuing from their den under the paddle-box, with each a heap of
round tin vases, like those which are called, I believe, in America,
expectoratoons, only these are larger.
The wind blows, the water looks greener and more beautiful than
ever—ridge by ridge of long white rock passes away. “That’s Ramsgit,”
says the man at the helm; and, presently, “That there’s Deal—it’s
dreadful fallen off since the war;” and “That’s Dover, round that there
pint, only you can’t see it.” And, in the meantime, the sun has plumped
his hot face into the water, and the moon has shown hers as soon as
ever his back is turned, and Mrs.—(the wife in general,) has brought up
her children and self from the horrid cabin, in which she says it is
impossible to breathe; and the poor little wretches are, by the
officious stewardess and smart steward (expectoratoonifer),
accommodated with a heap of blankets, pillows, and mattresses, in the
midst of which they crawl, as best they may, and from the heaving heap
of which are, during the rest of the voyage, heard occasional faint
cries, and sounds of puking woe!
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