The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh — John Shaqi
The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
Dear, dear Maria! Is this the woman who, anon, braved the jeers and
brutal wrath of swindling hackney-coachmen; who repelled the insolence
of haggling porters, with a scorn that brought down their demands at
least eighteenpence? Is this the woman at whose voice servants tremble;
at the sound of whose steps the nursery, ay, and mayhap the parlor, is
in order? Look at her now, prostrate, prostrate—no strength has she to
speak, scarce power to push to her youngest one—her suffering,
struggling Rosa,—to push to her the—the instrumentoon!
In the midst of all these throes and agonies, at which all the
passengers, who have their own woes (you yourself—for how can you help
THEM?—you are on your back on a bench, and if you move all is up with
you,) are looking on indifferent—one man there is who has been watching
you with the utmost care, and bestowing on your helpless family the
tenderness that a father denies them. He is a foreigner, and you have
been conversing with him, in the course of the morning, in
French—which, he says, you speak remarkably well, like a native in
fact, and then in English (which, after all, you find is more
convenient). What can express your gratitude to this gentleman for all
his goodness towards your family and yourself—you talk to him, he has
served under the Emperor, and is, for all that, sensible, modest, and
well-informed. He speaks, indeed, of his countrymen almost with
contempt, and readily admits the superiority of a Briton, on the seas
and elsewhere. One loves to meet with such genuine liberality in a
foreigner, and respects the man who can sacrifice vanity to truth. This
distinguished foreigner has travelled much; he asks whither you are
going?—where you stop? if you have a great quantity of luggage on
board?—and laughs when he hears of the twenty-seven packages, and hopes
you have some friend at the custom-house, who can spare you the
monstrous trouble of unpacking that which has taken you weeks to put
up. Nine, ten, eleven, the distinguished foreigner is ever at your
side; you find him now, perhaps, (with characteristic ingratitude,)
something of a bore, but, at least, he has been most tender to the
children and their mamma. At last a Boulogne light comes in sight, (you
see it over the bows of the vessel, when, having bobbed violently
upwards, it sinks swiftly down,) Boulogne harbor is in sight, and the
foreigner says,—
The distinguished foreigner says, says he—“Sare, eef you af no ’otel, I
sall recommend you, milor, to ze ’Otel Betfort, in ze Quay, sare, close
to the bathing-machines and custom-ha-oose. Good bets and fine garten,
sare; table-d’hôte, sare, à cinq heures; breakfast, sare, in French or
English style;—I am the commissionaire, sare, and vill see to your
loggish.”
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