The penultimate trumpEttinger, R. C. W. (Robert C. W.)
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The penultimate trump
Ettinger, R. C. W. (Robert C. W.)
Cryonics -- Fiction; Rich people -- Fiction; Science fiction
"Mr. Jones, do you realize that cancer is responsible for more deaths
than any other ailment except heart disease? Maybe I sound sentimental
but I actually think of myself as taking an important part in the
world's greatest crusade."
"Dr. Stevens, I will give you a ten year contract at one hundred
thousand dollars a year."
Blankness in the shy, blinking eyes, then mounting anger. "Look, you,
who the heck d'you think you're kidding? If you--"
"Dr. Stevens," Garry said hastily--an enraged sheep is an appalling
spectacle--"I have a power of attorney from Harley D. Haworth."
Ellsworth Stevens gaped like a fish, and was pure no more.
* * * * *
The Pacific lay stagnant, having decided it was too hot a day to do
anything except evaporate. But there was the suggestion of a breeze
in the garden and ample shade for three men. The dried-up little old
man was speaking, and the big bald man and the lean bespectacled man
listened with respectful attention.
"I'm a hard-headed business man, and I'm not easy to fool, as many
a smart-aleck's learned, hrumph! It would surprise you the number
of quacks that try to sell me miracle water and yoga systems and
such-like. Blasted parasites!
"But I know a good investment when I see one," the thin, complaining
voice went on, "and you gentlemen have a sound idea." He paused
benevolently to let them look gratified.
_This is ridiculous_, thought Gary, _the old boy's a caricature._
"A sound idea--don't depend on these pill-rolling fools that call
themselves doctors nowadays to keep you hanging around a year or two
more, but just go to sleep in a nice refrigerator until people _really_
know something about the body." He shook a bony forefinger.
"And they'll do it, too. I don't believe in much, but I believe in
science. It will take a lot of money, but that's what I've got. And
you can have all you need, Mr. Jones, all you need, as I've told you
before. Blank check. You came to the right man when you came to H.D.
Haworth." He sank back into his nylon deck chair, exhausted by the long
speech.
Garry seized the opportunity to air some of his ideas. He was all
enthusiasm.
"We'll put the vault in Michigan, Mr. Haworth, not here in
California--too many earthquakes. Might be a long time before they know
enough about bio-chemistry to revive a dead man and restore his youth.
Not that you'll be dead," he amended hastily, "just in a state of
suspended animation. I'm sure Dr. Stevens can work _that_ out.
"Anyway, we'd better put the vault in Michigan--very safe country,
geologically. We'll make the vault and the coolers of the very best,
of course, granite and stainless steel and quartz that will never wear
out. And then," he added, coyly, "I have a little idea for a power
plant that will be really _dependable_, if I _am_ the one that says it."
"It better be!" snapped H.D., suddenly ferocious.
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