The penultimate trumpEttinger, R. C. W. (Robert C. W.)
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The penultimate trump
Ettinger, R. C. W. (Robert C. W.)
Cryonics -- Fiction; Rich people -- Fiction; Science fiction
"Yes--of course. There's the problem of keeping everything secret but
I'm sure we can manage it. The workers won't know what they're doing,
Dr. Stevens, and I can do all the really technical work. And there'll
be only one trustee each generation to keep his eye on things, starting
with me."
Stevens was leaning forward, wearing a somewhat bewildered expression.
"But I thought--but surely after we demonstrate that suspended
animation is feasible and we've verified our results, we'll publish?"
Seeing the odd-faces the other two were pulling, he repeated
plaintively, "I always publish."
H.D. Haworth pronounced a certain four-letter word. Garibaldi
Jones cast his eyes to the heavens and tore his hair, coming away
empty-handed, of course.
"Well, what's wrong with that?" Stevens snapped, a little color in his
face. "Don't the people have a right to know?"
"Young man," quavered H.D., tottering to his feet and shaking the bony
forefinger, "what you know about people I could stick in my--"
"Wait a minute, Mr. Haworth," Garry soothed. "Let me explain to Dr.
Stevens how it is. Please don't excite yourself. Remember," he coaxed,
"we don't want a heart attack _now_, do we?" The old man collapsed into
his chair with a feeble curse.
"Look, Ellsworth, old man," Garry said kindly. "The last thing in
the world we want to do is keep anything from humanity. _You_ know
Mr. Haworth is the biggest philanthropist in the world. But in this
case--well, it's dangerous.
"What do you think would happen if people found out a few rich men were
sleeping in quartz coolers while they had nothing but mouldy graves to
look forward to? Why, man, they'd tear our vault down with their bare
hands!"
H.D. was nodding, muttering something about blasted riff-raff, but
Garry saw Stevens' look of contempt.
"But that's not the main thing," he said hastily. "It wouldn't be good
for the country--in fact the world couldn't stand it. Once people were
convinced, everybody would demand a frigidaire instead of a coffin.
Not many could be made and people would plot and steal and kill to get
theirs and religious people would fight against it.
"There'd be fakers and stock promotions all over. The nation's economy
would be wrecked. People would take their money with them or leave it
as savings at compound interest while they slept for a few centuries.
Think of the harm it would do, man--think of the people who are happy
now, whose lives would be embittered with vain hopes!"
* * * * *
Haworth's head was bobbing on his scrawny neck. "That's right, young
fellow, and that ain't the half of it!" He cackled. "Almost like to get
a finger in that pie myself.
"The insurance companies would be the ones for it, of course.
Twenty-year endowment and, instead of paying you, they pickle you. But
it's too risky, too risky--you see that, don't you, my boy?"
Stevens sighed unhappily. "I suppose so," he said, defeated.
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