The Phantoms of the Foot-Bridge, and Other Stories — John Shaqi
The Phantoms of the Foot-Bridge, and Other StoriesCraddock, Charles Egbert
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The Phantoms of the Foot-Bridge, and Other Stories
Craddock, Charles Egbert
Cumberland Mountains -- Fiction; Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Roxby had seated himself, and with his elbows on his knees he looked up
at her with a teasing jocularity, such as one might assume toward a
child.
"_Ye war_," he declared, with affected solemnity--"ye war 'pologizin'
fur not bein' a nephew, an' 'lowed ef ye war a nephew we could go
a-huntin' tergether, an' ye could holp me in all my quar'ls an' fights.
I been aging some lately, an' ef I war ter go ter the settlemint an' git
inter a fight I mought not be able ter hold my own. Think what 'twould
be ter a pore old man ter hev a dutiful nephew step up an'"--he doubled
his fists and squared off--"jes' let daylight through some o' them
cusses. An' didn't _ye say_"--he dropped his belligerent attitude and
pointed an insistent finger at her, as if to fix the matter in her
recollection--"ef ye war a nephew 'stiddier a niece ye could fire a gun
'thout shettin' yer eyes? An' I told ye then ez that would mend yer aim
mightily. I told ye that I'd be powerful mortified ef I hed a nephew ez
hed ter shet his eyes ter keep the noise out'n his ears whenst he fired
a rifle. The tale would go mighty hard with me at the settlemint."
The girl's eyes glowed upon him with the fixity and the lustre of those
of a child who is entertained and absorbed by an elder's jovial wiles. A
flash of laughter broke over her face, and the low, gurgling,
half-dreamy sound was pleasant to hear. She was evidently no more than a
child to these bereft old people, and by them cherished as naught else
on earth.
"An' didn't _I_ tell _you-uns_," he went on, affecting to warm to the
discussion, and in reality oblivious of the presence of the
guest--"didn't I tell ye ez how ef ye war a nephew 'stiddier a niece ye
wouldn't hev sech cattle ez Em'ry Keenan a-danglin' round underfoot,
like a puppy ye can't gin away, an' that _won't_ git lost, an' ye ain't
got the heart ter kill?"
The girl's lip suddenly curled with scorn. "Yer nephew would be
obligated ter make a ch'ice fur marryin' 'mongst these hyar mounting
gals--Parmely Lepstone, or Belindy M'ria Matthews, or one o' the Windrow
gals. Waal, sir, I'd ruther be yer niece--even ef Em'ry Keenan _air_
like a puppy underfoot, that ye can't gin away, an' won't git lost, an'
ye ain't got the heart ter kill." She laughed again, showing her white
teeth. She evidently relished the description of the persistent
adherence of poor Emory Keenan. "But which one o' these hyar gals would
ye recommend ter yer nephew ter marry--ef ye hed a nephew?"
She looked at him with flashing eyes, conscious of having propounded a
poser.
He hesitated for a moment. Then--"I'm surrounded," he said, with a
laugh. "Ez I couldn't find a wife fur myself, I can't ondertake ter
recommend one ter my nephew. Mighty fine boy he'd hev been, an'
saaft-spoken an' perlite ter aged men--not sassy an' makin' game o' old
uncles like a niece. Mighty fine boy!"
"Ye air welcome ter him," she said, with a simulation of scorn, as she
turned away to the table.
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