The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & Historical — John Shaqi
The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & HistoricalGowing, Thomas S.
Philosophy
The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & Historical
Gowing, Thomas S.
Beards
Richard the 2nd, with all his faults, was neither deficient in Beard nor
in courage—the latter shewn in his meeting with Wat Tyler, and his
defence against his assassins. Henry IV, the crafty Bolingbroke, had a
chin cover, in whose every curl lurked an intrigue, of which his son,
Henry V, who was made of other metal, was so ashamed, we presume, that
he wore in penitence a shaven chin throughout his ten years’ reign, as
may be seen by his monument in Westminster Abbey, the remains of which
still exist.
Shaving continued partially in fashion in Henry the 6th’s reign, who
himself in later life was Bearded like a Philosopher, accustomed to
moralize over the ups and downs of life, of which he had no common
share. Edward the 4th shaved out of foppery; as did that smooth-faced
rascal, Richard III, who “could smile and smile and be a villain.” Henry
the 7th shaved himself and fleeced his people.
As may be seen in MSS. illuminations, and as we read in Chaucer and
elsewhere, the majority of the people stuck to their Beards,
uninfluenced by the fluctuations of court fashions. The poet, who was
born in Edward the 3rd’s time, and died in Henry the 4th’s, speaks of
“the merchant’s forked Beard;” “the Franklin’s white as a daisy;” “the
shipman’s shaken by many a tempest;” “the miller’s red as a fox, and
broad as though it were a spade;” the Reeve’s close trimmed; the
Sompnour’s piled; and ends by a contemptuous allusion to the Pardonere
with his small voice:
“No Beard had he, nor never none should have,
As smooth it was as it were newe shave, &c.”
Henry VIII, as you may still see on many sign boards, for which his
bluff, bloated face is so well adapted, had his Beard close clipped.
Once he swore to Francis the 1st that he would never cut it till he had
visited the latter, who swore the same; and when long Beards had become
the fashion at the French Court, Sir Thomas Bulleyn was obliged to
excuse Henry’s bad faith, by alleging that the Queen of England felt an
insuperable antipathy to a bushy chin, which, from the known considerate
conduct of Henry to his wives, must have been a very plausible plea! Sir
T. Moore shaved previous to his imprisonment. His Beard being then
allowed to grow, he conceived such an affection for it, that before he
laid his head on the block he carefully put it on one side, remarking
“that it at least was guiltless of treason, and ought not to be
punished.”
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