The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & HistoricalGowing, Thomas S.
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The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & Historical
Gowing, Thomas S.
Beards
Although Francis I, and his Court, cherished their Beards, the
Chancellor Duprat advised the imposition of a tax on the Beards of the
clergy, and promised the king a handsome revenue. The bishops and
wealthier clergy paid the tax and saved their Beards; but the poorer
ministers were not so fortunate. In the succeeding reign, the clergy
determined on revenge; so when Duprat (son of the Chancellor) was
returning in triumph from the council of Trent, to take possession of
the bishopric of Claremont, the dean and canons closed the brass gates
of the chancel, through which they were seen armed with shears and
razor, soap and basin, and pointing to the statutes, “de radendis
barbis.” Notwithstanding his remonstrances, they refused to induct him
unless he sacrificed his Beard, which was the handsomest of his time. He
is said to have retired to his castle, and died of vexation.
In the same reign, John de Morillers was also objected to by the Chapter
of Orleans; but the cunning fellow produced a letter from the king
stating, that the statutes must be dispensed with in his case, as his
majesty intended to employ him in countries where he could not appear
without a Beard.
At the court of the rival of Francis, Charles the 5th, who had himself a
right royal covering to his chin, lived John Mayo, his painter, a very
tall man, but with a Beard so long, that he could stand upon it; and in
which he took much pride, suspending it by ribbons to his button-hole.
Sometimes this mass of hair, by command of the Emperor, was unfastened
at table, and doors and windows being thrown open, the imperial mind
took intense delight in seeing it blown into the faces of his grimacing
courtiers. Another noted German Beard was that of a merchant of Braunau
in Bavaria, which was so long, that it would have draggled on the
ground, had it not been incased by its proud owner in a beautiful velvet
bag.[26]
Footnote 26:
Southey in “The Doctor” mentions the Beard of Dominico d’Ancona, as
the crown or King of Beards,
A Beard the most singular
Man ever described in verse or prose;
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