The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & HistoricalGowing, Thomas S.
Philosophy
The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & Historical
Gowing, Thomas S.
Beards
As the Beard makes its appearance simultaneously with one of the most
important natural changes in man’s constitution, it has in all ages been
regarded as the ensign of manliness. All the leading races of men,
whether of warm or cold climates, who have stamped their character on
history—Egyptians, Indians, Jews, Assyrians, Babylonians, Persians,
Arabs, Greeks, Romans, Celts, Turks, Scandinavians, Sclaves—were
furnished with an abundant growth of this natural covering. Their
enterprizes were accordingly distinguished by a corresponding vigour and
daring. The fact, too, is indisputable, that their hardiest efforts were
cotemporaneous with the existence of their Beards; and a closer
investigation would show that the rise and fall of this natural feature
has had more influence on the progress and decline of nations, than has
hitherto been suspected. Though there are _individual_ exceptions, the
absence of Beard is usually a sign of physical and moral weakness; and
in degenerate tribes wholly without, or very deficient, there is a
conscious want of manly dignity, and contentedness with a low physical,
moral, and intellectual condition. Such tribes have to be sought for by
the physiologist and ethnologist; the _historian_ is never called upon
to do honor to their deeds. Nor is it without significance that the
effeminate Chinese have signalized their present attempt to become once
more free men, instead of tartar tools—by a formal resolve to have done
with pigtails, and let their hair take its natural course over head and
chin.[2]
Footnote 2:
The whiskers of Confucius are said to be preserved as relics in China.
But the hair does not merely act as an external sign; it has, or it
would not be there, its own proper and distinct functions to perform.
The most important of these is the protection of some of the most
susceptible portions of our frame from cold and moisture—those fruitful
sources of painful, and often fatal, disease. And what more admirable
contrivance could be thought of for this purpose than a free and
graceful veil of hair—a substance possessing the important properties of
power to repel moisture, and to serve as a non-conductor of heat and
electricity.
Let me now show you what lies underneath the surface naturally covered
by the Beard. We have first that ganglion or knot, the seat of the
exquisitely painful affection tic doloureux. From it you will perceive
white threads of nerves radiating to the jaws precisely in the line
protected by the Beard. As you contemplate it, you can hardly fail to be
struck with the fact, that in shaving may sometimes originate that local
paralysis which disfigures the corners of the mouth. Next we have the
nerves of the teeth, which all know to be so affected by changes of
temperature.
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