The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & Historical — John Shaqi
The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & HistoricalGowing, Thomas S.
Philosophy
The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & Historical
Gowing, Thomas S.
Beards
Glance now, if you please, at those glands which secrete and elaborate
the lymph which is to form part of the circulating fluid, and in which
scrofula often has its origin, and some say its name. They are
peculiarly liable to be affected by cold and moisture, presenting then
those well-known unsightly swellings about the neck: they therefore
receive an extra protection, the hair usually growing much more thickly
on the parts where they are met with than elsewhere.
There are another set of glands, the sebaceous, which are thickly
concentrated on the chin. Now shaving is the cause that the hairs on
this part are liable to a peculiar and very irritating disease, which
imparts a kind of foretaste of purgatory to many unfortunate victims of
that unnatural practice. Those with strong beards most righteously
suffer the most; for the more efficient the natural protection is, the
greater is also the folly of its removal.
Lastly, there are the tonsils, and the glands of the throat and larynx.
Few require to be told how common at present are acute and chronic
affections of these parts.
That the Beard was intended as a protection to the whole of them, any
one may satisfy himself by wearing it and then shaving it off in cold or
damp weather. If not inclined to try this experiment, and mind I do not
recommend it, perhaps the following evidence will be sufficiently
convincing. Firstly, the historical fact that the Russian soldiers, when
compelled to shave by Peter the Great, suffered most severely. Secondly,
the medical testimony extracted from the Professional Dictionary of Dr.
Copeland, one of the first Physicians of the day, where it is stated,
“Persons in the habit of wearing long Beards, have often been affected
with rheumatic pains in the face, or with sore throat on shaving them
off. In several cases of chronic sore throat, wearing the Beard under
the chin, or upon the throat, has prevented a return of the complaint.”
Thirdly, the fact that several persons in this town (Ipswich) have been
so cured. And lastly, this brief but important testimony of the men of
the Scottish Central Railway, dated Perth, 24th August, 1853.
“We, the servants of the Scottish Central Railway, beg to inform
you, that having last summer seen a circular recommending the
men employed upon railways to cultivate the growth of their
Beards, as the best protection against the inclemency of the
weather, have been induced to follow this advice; and the
benefit we have derived from it, induces us to recommend it to
the general adoption of our brothers in similar circumstances
throughout the kingdom. We can assure them, from our own
experience, that they will by this means be saved from the bad
colds and sore throats of such frequent occurrence without this
natural protection.”
Signed by 5 Guards, 1 Inspector of Police,
2 Engine Men, and 1 Fireman.
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