"I see I've been tactless again," the Ambassador said regretfully.
"Just now, you readily conceded that Earthmen are savages morally, but
when I seem to cast aspersions on your mechanical ability, it offends
your racial vanity. All right, let's go back to the B-29 pilot and the
intelligent bushman. The internal combustion engine that powers the
B-29 is a simple device in fundamental principle, isn't it?"
"Sure," Jerry said.
"Any high school boy who has taken a course in auto mechanics, who has
the requisite machine tools, metals, casting equipment, and fuel, could
build a working model of an internal combustion engine, couldn't he,
even without ready-made parts?"
"If he wasn't all thumbs, he could."
"All right. Now suppose the B-29 is grounded in the jungle. The bushman
is examining the engine. He's just as intelligent as the pilot,
remember, but his environment hasn't produced an oil well, let alone a
refinery. He has never seen a lathe or a micrometer. He has no mine, no
smelter. He can't copy that B-29 engine by whittling wood or chipping
stone, even if he's a born mechanical genius, and he can't run it on
seawater. So he says the plane flies by magic. Put him in the pilot
seat, and you'll admit it's practically inevitable that he'll crash."
"Why do you take so much trouble to explain things?" Jerry asked wryly.
"I should have my head examined for not understanding it in the first
place."
"Let's say I'm feebly trying to make amends for what my unfortunate
slip of the tongue has done to your business."
"You've brought me around to your way of thinking, Mr. Ambassador,"
Jerry said, recovering enough to carry the ball. "But it would be
impossible to sell the public on the idea that they shouldn't have
Repositors because they're too hot to handle. Statistics on auto
accidents never convinced anybody that he didn't want a nice, shiny,
new car. Nobody thinks he personally will get killed in traffic--he's
too smart. You can't convince a youngster he doesn't want candy before
dinner; he thinks he knows better than his parents. But you can hide
the candy, while putting an appetizing meal on the table."
"Yes, except that I regrettably didn't hide the fact that the Matter
Repositor exists."
"You sure didn't. And it puts you on a spot, doesn't it? I don't
imagine it will be much fun for you to report to your government that
one ill-considered remark, made shortly after your arrival, upset
Earth's economy."
For the first time, the Ambassador's suavity was ruffled. Sweat stood
out on his noble forehead. "I've been hoping the bad-effects would die
down before I have to report," he confessed.
"They won't die down by themselves. You know damned well they're
getting worse and worse, as word-of-mouth advertising about the Matter
Repositor spreads." Jerry leaned closer. "But you and I can get rid of
those bad effects."
"How?"
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