"Well, I'll tell you. When I came to see you, I was pretty sure you'd
turn me down cold on importing Matter Repositors. But I had an ace
up my sleeve. I hoped you would admit that the reason you've been
stalling on selling Earth any Repositors is that you don't really have
a practical one. I thought maybe rumors of the Repositor's powers
had been vastly exaggerated. If you admitted that, I intended to
publicize it to the limit. A campaign to convince Earthmen that you'd
been kidding them would work, because it plays on John Q. Public's
conviction that he's pretty smart, too smart to believe all this gab
about a gadget he's never seen. With your denial to back me up, I could
put it across. It would be a lifesaving shot in the arm for Earth
business."
"You mean," the Ambassador said reflectively, "that if I call myself
a liar--if I actually become a liar in so doing--I can patch up the
damage I've done? That puts me in a difficult ethical position."
"Not as difficult as the one you're in now. If it will make it easier
for you, I can word your denial in a face-saving way, and have it ready
for your signature Tuesday. You have a remarkable command of colloquial
English, but even a diplomat using his native tongue can't juggle the
connotations and inferences like an advertising man."
"It's very kind of you to offer your professional skill in my behalf. I
think I should pay you a fee for the copy."
"Skip it," Jerry said generously, fingering the nickel and two pennies
in his pocket. "A small token of my appreciation for the patience
you've shown. What time Tuesday?"
"Say two o'clock?"
"Fine. But before I spend my time on this, you're not going to make the
same deal with somebody else, are you?"
"Deal? Did I make a deal?"
"What I mean, nobody else has approached you with the idea that Earth
business would get back to normal if you would deny that a practical
Matter Repositor exists? You'd say I have exclusive rights to the idea?"
"Nobody has," the Ambassador said, "and I agree to give you exclusive
rights."
"Good! With your signed denial, I can raise the loot. I think the
N.A.M. will go for it. The campaign will have to be well-financed,
you see; the amount of space the news columns will give to your denial
may be as much as they gave to your original statement, but that alone
won't do the job. It's much harder to kill a notion that has penetrated
the public mind than it is to implant one."
* * * * *
The Ambassador indulged in a chuckle. "I'm beginning to see daylight.
My signed denial in your hands becomes a salable piece of merchandise,
worth far more than I would pay you for a few lines of copy. Well, more
power to you! Would it be out of place for me to contribute some of the
funds for publicizing this denial?"
"How much?" Jerry asked practically.
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