The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. StevensonStevenson, Robert Louis
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The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. Stevenson
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Drama
MOORE. O rot! Hand it over, and keep yourself out of that there
thundering moonlight.
SMITH (_lighting lantern_). All right, old mumble-peg. Don’t you get
carried away by the fire of old Rome. That’s your motto. Here are the
tools; a perfect picter of the sublime and beautiful; and all I hope is,
that our friend and pitcher, the Deakin, will make a better job of it
than he did last night. If he don’t, I shall retire from the
business—that’s all; and it’ll be George and his little wife and a black
footman till death do us part.
MOORE. O muck! You’re all jaw like a sheep’s jimmy. That’s my opinion
of you. When did you see him last?
SMITH. This morning; and he looked as if he was rehearsing for his own
epitaph. I never see such a change in a man. I gave him the office for
to-night; and was he grateful? Did he weep upon my faithful bosom? No;
he smiled upon me like a portrait of the dear departed. I see his ’art
was far away; and it broke my own to look at him.
MOORE. Muck! Wot I ses is, if a cove’s got that much of the nob about
him, wot’s the good of his working single-handed? That’s wot’s the
matter with him.
SMITH. Well, old Father Christmas, he ain’t single-handed to-night, is
he?
MOORE. No, he ain’t; he’s got a man with him to-night.
SMITH. Pardon me, Romeo; two men, I think?
MOORE. A man wot means business. If I’d a bin with him last night, it
ain’t psalm-singin’ would have got us off. Psalm-singin’? Muck! Let
’em try it on with me.
AINSLIE. Losh me, I heard a noise. (_Alarm; they crouch into the shadow
and listen_.)
SMITH. All serene. (_To_ AINSLIE) Am I to cut that liver out of you?
Now, am I? (_A whistle_.) ’St! here we are. (_Whistles a modulation_,
_which is answered_.)
SCENE II
_To these_ BRODIE
MOORE. Waiting for you, Deacon.
BRODIE. I see. Everything ready?
SMITH. All a-growing and a-blowing.
BRODIE. Give me the light. (_Briefly examines tools and door with
bull’s eye_.) You, George, stand by, and hand up the pieces. Ainslie,
take the glim. Moore, out and watch.
MOORE. I didn’t come here to do sentry-go, I didn’t.
BRODIE. You came here to do as I tell you. (MOORE _goes up slowly_.)
Second bunch, George. I know the lock. Steady with the glim. (_At
work_.) No good. Give me the centrebit.
SMITH. Right. (_Work continues_. AINSLIE _drops lantern_.)
BRODIE. Curse you! (_Throttling and kicking him_.) You shake, and you
shake, and you can’t even hold a light for your betters. Hey?
AINSLIE. Eh Deacon, Deacon . . .
SMITH. Now Ghost! (_With lantern_.)
BRODIE. ’St, Moore!
MOORE. Wot’s the row?
BRODIE. Take you the light.
MOORE (_to_ AINSLIE). Wo’ j’ yer shakin’ at? (_Kicks him_.)
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