The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. Stevenson — John Shaqi
The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. StevensonStevenson, Robert Louis
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The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. Stevenson
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Drama
BRODIE (_to_ AINSLIE). Go you, and see if you’re good at keeping watch.
Inside the arch. And if you let a footfall pass, I’ll break your back.
(AINSLIE _retires_.) Steady with the light. (_At work with centrebit_.)
Hand up number four, George. (_At work with picklock_.) That has it.
SMITH. Well done our side.
BRODIE. Now the crow bar! (_At work_.) That’s it. Put down the glim,
Badger, and help at the wrench. Your whole weight, men! Put your backs
to it! (_While they work at the bar_, BRODIE _stands by_, _dusting his
hands with a pocket-handkerchief_. _As the door opens_.)_ Voilà_! In
with you.
MOORE (_entering with light_). Mucking fine work too, Deacon!
BRODIE. Take up the irons, George!
SMITH. How about the P(h)antom?
BRODIE. Leave him to me. I’ll give him a look. (_Enters office_.)
SMITH (_following_). Houp-là!
SCENE III
AINSLIE; _afterwards_ BRODIE; _afterwards_ HUNT _and_ OFFICERS
AINSLIE. Ca’ ye that mainners? Ye’re grand gentry by your way o’t! Eh
sirs, my hench! Ay, that was the Badger. Man, but ye’ll look bonnie
hangin’! (_A faint whistle_.) Lord’s sake, what’s thon? Ay, it’ll be
Hunt an’ his lads. (_Whistle repeated_.) Losh me, what gars him
whustle, whustle? Does he think me deaf? (_Goes up_. BRODIE _enters
from office_, _stands an instant_, _and sees him making a signal through
the arch_.)
BRODIE. Rats! Rats! (_Hides L. among lumber_. _Enter noiselessly
through arch_ HUNT _and_ OFFICERS.)
HUNT. Birds caught?
AINSLIE. They’re a’ ben the house, mister.
HUNT. All three?
AINSLIE. The hale set, mister.
BRODIE. Liar!
HUNT. Mum, lads, and follow me. (_Exit_, _with his men_, _into office_.
BRODIE _seen with dagger_.)
HUNT (_within_). In the King’s name!
MOORE (_within_). Muck!
SMITH (_within_). Go it, Badger.
HUNT (_within_). Take ’em alive, boys!
AINSLIE. Eh, but that’s awful. (_The Deacon leaps out_, _and stabs
him_. _He falls without a cry_.)
BRODIE. Saved! (_He goes out by the arch_.)
SCENE IV
HUNT _and_ OFFICERS; _with_ SMITH _and_ MOORE _handcuffed_. _Signs of a
severe struggle_
HUNT (_entering_). Bring ’em along, lads! (_Looking at prisoners with
lantern_.) Pleased to see you again, Badger. And you too, George. But
I’d rather have seen your principal. Where’s he got to?
MOORE. To hell, I hope.
HUNT. Always the same pretty flow of language, I see, Hump. (_Looking
at burglary with lantern_.) A very tidy piece of work, Dook; very tidy!
Much too good for you. Smacks of a fine tradesman. It _was_ the Deacon,
I suppose?
SMITH. You ought to know G. S. better by this time, Jerry.
HUNT. All right, your Grace: we’ll talk it over with the Deacon himself.
Where’s the jackal? Here, you, Ainslie! Where are you? By jingo, I
thought as much. Stabbed to the heart and dead as a herring!
SMITH. Bravo!
HUNT. More of the Deacon’s work, I guess? Does him credit too, don’t
it, Badger?
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