The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four ActsSinclair, Upton
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The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four Acts
Sinclair, Upton
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_Policeman._ Yez kin call yourself lucky, young feller. Next time
I'll not let yez off so aisy _(exit Center)._
_Jack (stands gazing at Belle)._ Oh, say! That was awfully decent of
you! I don't know how to thank you.
_Belle._ You needn't thank me.
_Jack._ But--why did you do it?
_Belle._ Because I didn't want you to go to jail. A fellow gets
started at that, and he doesn't know where to stop.
_Jack._ You make me feel like a dog, because I can't help you. I had
no business to come here!
_Belle._ Don't make so much out of it. We have to give each other a
hand now and then--we'd none of us pull through if we didn't.
_Jack._ I've done nothing to deserve a hand!
_Belle._ You showed me a little kindness. Can't you understand how
that might be worth something?
_Jack (looking at her keenly)._ When you're sick and discouraged and
lonely--yes. _(with sudden intensity)_ By Jove, I _do_ understand!
I've wandered up and down these streets all day and all night, and I
never dreamed of such loneliness! I could have gone and drowned
myself in the river.
_Belle._ I've thought of that too--but did you ever go and look in?
It's even more lonely in the river.
_Jack (hesitates)._ I wish you'd let me be a friend of yours
_(laughs with a touch of embarrassment)._ It's a queer way to get an
introduction.
_Belle._ I don't mind that. I can see when a man is straight--when I
can trust him.
_Jack (looks about)._ Well, I suppose I've got to go _(hesitates)._
Gee! _(looks outside)._ Brr-r! It's cold out there!
_Belle._ Have you no place to go?
_Jack._ I have not _(starts, then hesitates)._ Gee! I wish I had a
job here. Somehow it seems kind of homelike in this place!
_(pantomime showing Jack's reluctance)._ Well--I suppose I've got to
go on. Say--do you suppose they need another waiter here.
_Belle._ I don't know. You might ask.
_Jack (goes to Schimidt)._ I say, Mr. Schmidt, you couldn't use
another waiter here, could you?
_Schmidt._ I could not. Move along now, or I call anodder police!
_Jack (returns to Belle)._ Gee, it must be tough for a girl like you
to be ordered about by a great hulking brute of a Dutchman who has
no thought in the world but his cash-drawer! Well, I've got to go.
May I come here to eat some time--if I can get the money?
_Belle._ Yes, surely.
_Jack._ Well, good-bye!
_Belle._ Good-bye _(she staggers slightly and he looks at her
sharply)._
_Jack._ Why, what's the matter with you?
_Belle._ Nothing. I'm--I'm just a little weak _(catches herself by
the chair)._
_Jack (supporting her)._ Why--she's fainting! Here! _(To Schmidt)_
Bring me some water. She is ill.
_Belle (feebly)._ No! I'm all right!
_Jack (to Schmidt)._ Hand me that water here. Quick, man! _(Schmidt
obeys, dazed by his vehemence.)_ There, that's better? _(Settles
Belle in chair.)_ Didn't you know the girl was ill?
_Schmidt._ She haf not told me!
_Jack._ One look would have told you. She ought to go home and stay
in bed for a week.
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