The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four ActsSinclair, Upton
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The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four Acts
Sinclair, Upton
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_Jack._ Absolutely. It might as well be in another world. _(Dolly
runs off Right to Belle. He paces the room, talking to himself.)_
I've got to give it up. I can't play with things like this. I've
lost, I'll take my medicine. Only a month! Gee whiz! _(With sudden
realization.)_ Good-bye to my quarter of a million!
_Bill (appears in doorway, yawning)._ Holy smoke! What's up?
_Jack._ We're going away.
_Bill._ Where to?
_Jack._ I can't tell you now.
_Dolly (enters Right, supporting Belle)._ Come on, dear. Jack is
going to take us with him.
_Belle._ But I'm too sick to go out.
_Dolly._ You must, dear.
_Belle._ I'm not dressed.
_Jack._ Get her hat and coat. Don't stop for anything else. Come on,
Belle, I'll help you. We've no time to lose. _(Puts arm about her
and half carries her Left.)_
_Belle._ Won't you tell me what's the matter?
_Jack._ I'm going to take you to some friends. _(To Dolly.)_ We'll
find a cab.
_Dolly._ No, they'd trace us!
_Jack._ Well, we can get to the subway, I suppose. _(To Belle.)_
Dearest Belle--listen to me. I love you. And I'm going to make you
well. I've been able to get money--all we need, heaps and heaps of
it. And you're going to Florida. You'll be there in a few days--the
very place my sister went to. Perhaps she'll go with you. So come!
Come! _(Exit, leading Belle.)_
_Dolly (hurries about, gathering Belle's wraps and her own)._
Where's your coat, boy?
_Bill._ Ain't got none. Say! What's this about Florida?
_Dolly._ I don't know.
_Bill._ Youse tryin' to cheer up Belle?
_Dolly (gathering up her belongings in great haste)._ Maybe so.
_Bill._ Youse runnin' from that landlady?
_Dolly._ Don't ask me now.
_Bill._ Well, there's somethin' wrong, I know! Youse can't fool me!
_(Looks about.)_ Gee! I thought I had a home! And now I'm movin' out
of it! _(The lights fade slowly on the Play-play and rise on the
Real-play.)_
_Will (in a whisper)._ Well?
_Peggy (low)._ Oh, Will! That's the real stuff!
_Will._ You like it?
_Peggy (with intensity)._ Yes, I do! It's real, it's true. Will, I
think it'll go!
_Will._ You do?
_Peggy._ Yes, even with Broadway! It made me cry--and I'm a hardened
old sinner.
_Will._ Oh, dearest, I'm so glad!
_Peggy._ I'm proud of you, Will! _(Rises and puts her arms about
him.)_ We've got a real Pot-boiler! _(Sound of bell in Real-play
Left. Play-play vanishes. Full light on the Real-play. A post-man's
whistle off Left.)_
_Will._ What's that?
_Peggy._ The post-man!
_Will (leaping up)._ Maybe it's a check for the poem!
_Peggy._ Oh, yes!
_Will._ Where's the key to the letter-box?
_Peggy (runs Right)._ Here, I think. _(Searches about.)_ Here!
_(Brings him key.)_ Be quick!
_Will (exit Left)._ I'll be quick!
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