The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four ActsSinclair, Upton
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The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four Acts
Sinclair, Upton
Comedy plays
_Will._ We've got that scene to finish. I've got a climax that isn't
bad, I think. Jessie and Bob have just had the telephone-message.
_(Light begins to rise on the Play-play.)_ Jessie's dancing with
happiness, but suddenly the thought comes to her, What will Dad say?
_(Full light on Play-play; Peggy and Will make secret exit.)_
_Jessie (in distress)._ Bob, do you suppose Dad will take Jack's
money from him?
_Bob._ I don't know. It'll all depend.
_Jessie._ Oh, we mustn't allow it! It would be wicked! You go
upstairs, Bob, and stay with Dad until I can find out what's
happened.
_Bob (rises)._ A good idea!
_Jessie._ Maybe I'll have to hide Jack until we can break the news.
_(As she speaks Dad appears in the doorway behind her.)_ You see,
Bob, we must handle him carefully--he's an old man and he's liable
to fly off, and we can't tell what he might do in a sudden rage.
He's not really responsible, you know.
_Dad (stepping forward)._ What's this?
_Jessie (starting)._ Oh, Dad!
_Dad._ What's this you're trying to keep from me?
_Jessie._ Why--it wasn't from you, Dad.
_Dad._ Who was it from, hey? Answer me!
_Jessie._ Why--Dad--
_Dad (raging)._ So I'm not really responsible! You have to handle me
carefully, do you? What is it? Out with it.
_Jessie._ Why Dad--it's nothing--
_Dad._ I know better. Out with it!
_Bob._ Really, Dad--
_Dad._ Answer me!
_Jessie._ Why Dad--it's only that I've spent some money.
_Dad._ Spent some money!
_Jessie._ I've been buying clothes, and I was afraid when you saw
the bills--
_Dad._ Where are the bills?
_Jessie._ I'll show them to you.
_Dad._ Where are they?
_Jessie._ Upstairs. Please don't scold me too much, Dad. _(Starts to
lead him off.)_ You see, I didn't realize at the time--
_Dad._ I know. That's always the way with my children. They never
realize anything!
_Jessie._ It isn't so bad--_(The front door bell rings, she
starts.)_ Oh!
_Dad._ What's the matter?
_Jessie._ Nothing. Come on!
_Dad._ Wait till I see what this is.
_Jessie._ It's nothing, Dad.
_Dad._ How do you know it's nothing?
_Jessie._ I want to show you the bills.
_Dad._ Well, wait just a moment. The bills won't run away.
_Jessie (aside to Bob)._ Lost!
_Dad._ Why, what's that? Isn't that Jack's voice? Why-why-good God!
_(Jack appears in doorway, with Belle on His arm, Dolly and Bill
behind him. All stare.)_
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